The 'What If' Game

[PluMGMK]

Then colourless green ideas would sleep furiously without any fear of contradiction.

What if the French and English forums were equally active?

[Steo]

It would be revolutionary and people would no longer need a drummer.

What if every retro console just had HDMI.

EDIT: I don't know how many posts back I was even replying to or what happened.

[Rsandee]

that would be absolutely terrifying because that would mean rotten food tastes delicious?

what if steamed hams weren't just an Albany expression?

[DaveRattlehead]

There would be a civil war.

What if none of us understood English?

[Master]

The French would have a field day.

What if the French took the monarchy?

[Rsandee]

Then they'd be French no longer in spirit.

What if the Germans suddenly started having a more delicious cuisine than the French?

[DaveRattlehead]

I would know how to write their food.

What if Europe didn't exist?

[Master]

Then we'd have the most efficient meal-plans in our high class restaurants.

What if Peugeot was a German brand?

[Rsandee]

then they'd probably have a bad history in ww2 (oops I went there DDDD:)

what if purple was yellow?

[Curionone]

Then it would be a musical brilliance.

What if I lost my appetite?

[PluMGMK]

what if purple was yellow?

I mean, it's entirely possible that in your head, your "purple" looks like my "yellow" does in my head. We have no way of knowing, so maybe purple already is yellow in that sense

What if WhatsApp wasn't owned by Meta?

[Rsandee]

Then the reptilian that is Zuckerberg would lose power. (btw I thought of the same thing when I posted that ))

What if dogs were one of us?

[Master]

They already are, why else would you have that dog in you?

What if I made some modicum of sense?

[Steo]

what if purple was yellow?

I mean, it's entirely possible that in your head, your "purple" looks like my "yellow" does in my head. We have no way of knowing, so maybe purple already is yellow in that sense

I used to literally always think this. What if green to me is actually red to others etc. It could be true, some people have different favourite colours, so maybe that colour looks different to them if they don't like it for all we know. There is literally no way to know.


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You would solve everything and bring world peace.

What if CRT was still manufactured today.

[Rsandee]

Then I hope you aren't talking about critical race theory.

What if we all just started to foam at the mouth and make no sense at all?

[Steo]

Massive bread slices flying through space.

What if I delete system32.

[Master]

Well I guess you ain't gonna be a part of their system.

What if I threw it on the ground?

[Rsandee]

Then you shouldn't pick it up in 5 seconds because the 5 second rule is fake.

What if the aurora borealis was situated entirely in my kitchen?

[PluMGMK]

What if I threw it on the ground?

Depends what "it" is. If it's the ground itself, then you create a spatiotemporal paradox I guess

What if the portalgun were real?

[Rsandee]

Then space would collapse in on itself when two portals collide and dividing by 0 would be real, making our reality simulation yield a 404 error or blue screen of death.

What if we all just sat around a campfire and sang kumbaya?