Misheard Song Lyrics

[Adsolution]

When I was like 8 or 9 years old, that song "Right Here Right Now", I always thought he was saying "Ryan here, Ryan now". I figured this Ryan person must be a stellar chap

[Hunchman801]

Thanks to PluM for the reminder, now I have the opportunity to share probably the best misheard song ever
"Eso son Reebok o son Nike" - This is the rhythm of the night

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQ4c54rCJ_k

Good old Arturo, this one is priceless.

[The Jonster]

I remember a long time ago when Taylor Swift's Blank Space was released I used to think "long list of ex-lovers" was "Starbucks lovers". I'm not sure what part of my brain thought this.

[Greengoop]

Until I was copying the lyrics for “Some Say” by Sum 41 to post on the music thread I always thought the line “Think before you make up your mind” was “Sick before you make up your mind”. I’m not sure how that made sense in my head.

[Magelin]

I always heard the “No, i don’t have a gun” in Nirvana’s Come as You Are as “No, i don’t have a girl”

[Greengoop]

Honesty never hurts, eh?

I just had to check the lyrics for freak on a leash to see what the line I always heard as “Archie fought for me to leave” actually said. It was “A cheap fuck for me to lay” all along!

[Magelin]

Can’t hear that one
All these years, i thought they were singing about pandas in Imaginary Dragons - Thunder!

[Greengoop]

I used to hear “lightning in my bunda” instead of “lightning then the thunder” in that one, somehow!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

"I GOT EXPERIENCE.. EXPERIUS.. EXPERIENCE!! I GOT EXPERIENCE, MY FRIEND. EXPERIENCE!! DON'T EVER PATRONIZE ME UNTIL THE LOVE IS GONE.."

This is from a drum and bass music that I heard and I have no idea what the song actually is but it sounded really good. But those "lyrics" above are what I thought I heard from it. lol

[The Jonster]

"I GOT EXPERIENCE.. EXPERIUS.. EXPERIENCE!! I GOT EXPERIENCE, MY FRIEND. EXPERIENCE!! DON'T EVER PATRONIZE ME UNTIL THE LOVE IS GONE.."

This is from a drum and bass music that I heard and I have no idea what the song actually is but it sounded really good. But those "lyrics" above are what I thought I heard from it. lol

DIDE HOW YA BEEN

[Greengoop]

I was very happy to see an OG around here too.

[The Jonster]

I was very happy to see an OG around here too.

Me too but Starr thinking of lurics

[Greengoop]

Pretty much any song I haven’t read the lyrics for.

[The Jonster]

Pretty much any song I haven’t read the lyrics for.

Well that’s one way to put it

[Greengoop]

In fact I feel impressed when the lyrics are what I thought they were.

[The Jonster]

Oh I know that feeling!

[Magelin]

I always hear “spirits menstruating” instead of “spirit moves through all things” in SOAD’s Science for some reason!

[The Jonster]

Welcome to RD Magelin!

[Magelin]

Thanks! Need to eat my breakfast, though

[PluMGMK]

Morning Mage!