You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you open the game, and all you see on the screen is a slur aimed at you!

[Steo]

When you try to play Rayman 2 and it says Globox Moment in the Canopy, and then you get so angry you take a tyre iron to your CRT.

[Greengoop]

When globox moment sings sexbomb and releases rayman 4 ( not made by Ubisoft)

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the Grasshopper Machine in the Iron Mountains searches for you instead of the mask.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you play Globox Terror Escape of the Lumar Eclipse, and the only available game mode is Globox Moment!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the Barrels fall through the floor after being dropped from the dispenser, not allowing you to pick them up

[The Jonster]

When you enter the longest shortcuts secret area and discover heli bombs

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the air currents are not functional.

[The Jonster]

When the airc pushers you down

[Greengoop]

When you wish for supernatural powers so you can beat pink plant woods.

[The Jonster]

And those powers kill you instead!

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When you slide off Umber's head during his walk.

[The Jonster]

When glitch throws a fireball and the knock back puts you in the lava

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the lava bath is always ready.

[The Jonster]

When the lava bath starts hitting the ceiling

[R4Y_ANC3L]

When the barrel for going across hazards just sinks at your feet halfway through the ride.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When the easter egg robo-pirates in Rayman 3 are actually alive and ambush you!

[The Jonster]

When you fail to get the red lum chain and then your crash and die

[Greengoop]

When you think you’re in the caves of Skops in the dream forest because of the music.

[Mortamon Saturn]

When you plan to make a Rayman TV show, but the main focus are a bunch of random creatures named after that filthy mold growing in the darkest corners of your house