You know you suck at Rayman when...
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you get realistically trapped in the oversized spider web, and the spider eats you!
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you are actually trapped on the island from the Treasure cutscene.
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you want the treasure in R1.
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RayGamer99

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
"This is hard to believe, isn't it?"Mortamon Saturn wrote: Sat Aug 30, 2025 5:42 pm When you get realistically trapped in the oversized spider web, and the spider eats you!
When you can't get out of your painting in Rayman Legends.
Does anybody have a Dark-Light Device on them?
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you have trouble getting past the crab from Rayman 2.
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you can't quiet down the Teensies in the Woods of Light and they keep bickering forever!
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Globox is just stuck doing the raindance and you can't get him to move.
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you take gaming lessons to learn to jump.
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you eat the Plums instead of using them for their intended purpose: jumping higher and riding across water and lava! Come on, what do your parents teach you in life!? 
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the jumps seem impossible.
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Tribelle2026

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you die in the Woods of Light 
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you’ve never heard of Rayman, even after you beat the game.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When guardians don't even have the masks.
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the Woods of Light's mosquitoes are bosses and bite you to death!
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Rayman 897 is released before you learn how to order the first one online.
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Mortamon Saturn

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Rayman hangs himself instead of hanging to platforms after Betilla gave him the power 
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When the camera moves way too fast for you to react and you die from being too far offscreen.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Rayman for some reason starts with all powers in Pink Plant Woods, and loses even the ability to walk by the time you reach Allegro Presto.
Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When Eig appears in Sssam's place.
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Greengoop

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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...
When you don’t fight Razorbeard until you get to Rayman 3.

