Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, now your whole existence is one long record day!

I wish for a colder blanket.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but you turn to ice!

I wish I had an optimized posting pattern.

[The Jonster]

Then we'd all burn out from postage

I wish that time would slow down.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, but you can't perceive any change because your mind also exists within time.

I wish I could reach the kettle without taking off my headphones.

[The Jonster]

But then your headphones melt on your face!

I wish I could watch videos atm

[PluMGMK]

You can, by getting a neural implant that allows superimposing the videos on your vision so you can watch while posting. But that neural implant allows its creator to control your mind

I wish I had twice as many posts already

[The Jonster]

That's easy now everyone's posts are doubled problem solved!

I wish I could get things done fast.

[PluMGMK]

Granted, you do everything super-fast, meaning nothing gets done to a satisfactory standard.

I wish I could still play Scarlatti's Sonata in F# minor on the piano, like I could eleven years ago

[BlueGoop222]

Wish granted but if you try to play it in front of someone you make a lot of mistakes


I wish I could play any song on the electric guitar and play it well

[The Jonster]

Then you'd turn green.

I wish i had my string cheese back

[Rsandee]

Granted but everyone who hears you play instantly becomes deaf

I wish Goop would make a new account for every color of the rainbow.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but each of them turns into green after 5 posts!

I wish BlueGoop222 posts more! Took me long enough to even convince him to show up.

[Rsandee]

Granted, but Greengoop gets banned.

I wish BlueGoop's name were blue

[The Jonster]

Then it would look purple to everyone else. I wish all my glasses were transitions

[Greengoop]

Granted, but this makes me have to write BlueGoop222 like this from now on.

I wish I had a really high quality speaker.

[BlueGoop222]

Granted but the high quality speaker is built into a pc from 2003 that crashes every other hour

I wish I was able to make peoples phones turn of when they are watching something interesting

[PluMGMK]

Granted but you can't control the ability and it also applies to your own phone

I wish there were enough hours in the evening for me to watch The Traitors whenever it's on but also catch up on all the stuff I wanna do

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you can only watch The Traitors Ethiopia. For the rest of your life.

I wish Nintendo ported a single game to other consoles.

[Pirez]

Granted : Super Mario Sunshine is now ported to the Zeebo. It fails, Nintendo never tries again.

I wish for nobody to have their heart broken anymore.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, now lungs are the symbol of love, meaning you get lung-broken instead!

I wish that British cuisine would stop existing.