The Leptys Scepter Quest

[RayGamer99]

Thankfully for us, the Bubble Dreamer doesn't press charges against us either, since we did still save an entire world from your definitely illegal actions. I leave the court and also head for Joe's; trivial legal stuff really works up an appetite. I watch as Joe takes the scepter from you as payback for the hundreds you owed him, and he uses it as the grand prize for tonight's bingo game. By some twist of fate, I end up winning the game and the scepter! I then teleport to the Snoring Tree and put the scepter in my top-of-the-line security system before catching some Z's with Rayman and company.

[Giant Chicken]

I watch from afar as you sleep on the snoringntree, and decide to hire a whole bunch of people to try and break through the security system, framing it as a fun little challenge for all of them. After hundreds of failed attempts, a bunch of puzzles, and a suprising amount of lemons, someone finally makes it to the end! As a reward, I give them ownership of the Icehasmore company "mostly to get out of legal trouble", and go take the scepter to the grannies in the Land of the Livid Dead, who use it to capture Rayman and the gang, including you!

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately, the person you gave ownership to was ME in disguise! Seeing the treachery you threw onto me, I hatched a plan to free Raygamer99 and the gang from prison so they can defeat you and send you to jail for tax evasion. As a reward I use the scepter to turn the company into coconut shakes and transport everyone to the Clearleaf Forest for a relaxing sleep. I throw the scepter through a spiral door after giving myself a new identity as a famous journalist, I go to my hammock for a shake and to write up my next article for the daily news.

[RayGamer99]

When I wake up from my relaxing nap, I find Globox chasing after a barrel of plum juice, which rolls right into the spiral door! Worried that he'll do something stupid, me and Rayman head into the portal and wind up in the city of Aeropolis! Fortunately Rayman stops Globox from drinking the plum juice; unfortunately, Inspector Grub has the scepter and he uses it to trap the three of us in a magic cage! While he takes us to the police station to turn us in, Rayman snatches the scepter with one of his limbless hands and shatters the cage with it. Thinking quickly, our trio hops into a nearby "cah" and speeds off through the streets with Grub on our tail! How are we gonna get out of this one?

[Giant Chicken]

Simple, a conveniently placed helicopter swoops you up in the nick of time, saving you from the precarious situation! Unfortunately for you however, I jump out from the helicopters cockpit, snatching the scepter out of your hands before pressing a button, where the helicopter's floor suddenly opens, dropping you three into a nearby volcano! I fly back to the Glade of Dreams, only managing to nearly crash once, where I go to sleep on Raymans hammock.

[RayGamer99]

Falling into a volcano? No sweat! While Rayman and Globox use their respective hair and arms to glide past the volcano, I quickly equip a Propellerpack replica and fly through the Glade with the dynamic duo. The three of us land near Rayman's hammock, making sure not to make a sound lest we wake you. I carefully slip the scepter out of your hands, then Rayman and Globox pull the hammock back like a slingshot and fling you away to the Desert of the Knaaren. We all high five at our success, then we take the nearby helicopter and fly off to Ly's place to pick her up for some sort of event.

[Giant Chicken]

Ah, the Knareen, my good pals back from college! We catch up, talking about our times of sword fighting, eating teensies, and other casual Knareen stuff, before we see a helicopter flying over us. Knowing that this is no-fly zone, it gets shot down (Don't ask how), crashes onto the ground, with the explosion conveniently sending the scepter at me! I spend some more time with the knareen, before heading to the giant beanstalk to relax.

[RayGamer99]

Trying to relax in the Toads’ home turf? Big mistake. A bunch of Toads armed with swords surround you and prepare to take the scepter, when Aurora and Twila swoop in and fight them off! You thank them for their help and head for safer ground with the scepter.

Wait a minute! That’s not the Leptys scepter! Turns out the helicopter stupid enough to fly through the Desert of the Knaaren dropped a stick of dynamite painted like the scepter, and it explodes in your face as soon as you try to do something with it! Meanwhile, me and the crew land in the Dream Forest with the real scepter for some lunch with Betilla and the Magician (from Rayman 1).

[Giant Chicken]

While you all are having some lunch, a random Livingstone comes up to you all and tells you about a mystical quest to purify the dreaded realms of "Hiysbaysmand"! You all quickly accept and follow a map that he gave you... Only to end up just coeaning up his basement. However, before you guys start, I come from a vent inside his basement, and offer to help in exchange for the scepter! Confused, you obviously say no, before I suddenly spray you all with a sleeping spray, causing you all to pass out! I grab the scepter, and walk out, but not without blocking the exit to the basement with a giant laser! I then go to the annual Murfy fan club meeting, in order to gift the scepter to Murfy!

[RayGamer99]

As you sit down in the fan club meeting, you notice something suspicious. The banner spells his name “Murphy,” and he hasn’t had that name in ages. When you inquire about the banner, a fellow member claims that he’s as confused as you are. You look back at your hand and- hey, the scepter’s gone! Turns out this gathering was a trap set by Edge and Greengoop - the latter somehow gained the power to temporarily disguise himself as Murfy - to steal the scepter and use it to send all the Glade’s Murfy fans to that red planet from Rayman Legends!

As a Murfy fan, I end up being teleported to the planet as well. Luckily, I had found a Shock Rocket can while I was in “Hiysbaysmand,” so I create a rocket large enough to take the poor people back to the Glade. I take a minute to think about whether or not I should bring you along - after all, you have plotted to kill me and my friends on numerous occasions - but I decide to take you anyhow, since I can’t stand you being tortured for the foreseeable future. We all rocket down to the Glade, freeing Rayman and company from the basement in the process. However, the scepter is still in Greengoop and Edge’s possession, and they’ve used it to turn all of the world’s inhabitants - except us, of course - into Murfy hating zombies! Worse yet, they’ll try to attack and corrupt anyone who doesn’t hate Murfy, so this could be a problem for us.

[Giant Chicken]

Begrudgingly, I decide to stick with Raygamer and the group, knowing that trying to survive alone would just endup with me becoming a Murfy hater, a fate worse than death! We decide to make an uneasy alliance, united under two causes; to stop the Murfy haters, and to get that scepter! All of us, alongside some fellow members from the Murfy fan club start the trek throughout the Glade of Dreams, fending off against Murfy haters, scavenging for any food that hasn't been sewn with "Murfy Truth Dust™", and even take a couple stops at some places this whole scepter fiasco had dragged into to recruit anyone we could find to our cause! Eventually, we reach a roaring tower built upon the Snoring Tree, seemingly the base of Goop and Edge. However, we wouldn't make it here without loss. Betilla had to stay behind at Clearleaf Forest in order to stop an oncoming army of Murfy haters, and Globox had been caught by the Tily hate club, a known ally of the Murfy haters club! Finally having reached the lair of the haters, we had to form a plan...

(I'll let someone else finish this whole bit, this plot is too much for me to just write by myself!)

[RayGamer99]

We storm the fortress by first sending out a trojan Murfy, driving all the Murfy-hating minions to savagely attack it. This distraction lets us sneak into the lair disguised as greenbottle-hating pizza delivery guys. But before we can get to the main room, two guards ask us what the worst worlds in Rayman Legends are. We immediately say "Murfy's Touch" and "Murfy's Challenges" (even if the former doesn't really count as a proper world), and we're in!

We walk into the throne room, and there they are. Greengoop wields the scepter of the Leptys while Edge holds the Manual from Rayman 3, the first Murfy hater! Goop sees right through our disguises and fires a large laser at us, which the Magician and Ly counter with their own combined magic beam. With Greengoop occupied, Rayman moves in to distract Edge and lure him into a cleverly-placed trap. From there, Barbara slices the Manual into pieces with her axe and sprints to Goop. However, he uses the scepter to turn her and the magic users into ugly garden g-nomes. He aims for Rayman next, but me and Ithasmore fire homing missiles packed with ACME Murfy Serum at the two dictators, converting their hate into admiration of the great Murfy. Now under the serum's effects, Greengoop uses the scepter to convert all Murfy haters into fans and to turn the Hate Club into an expansion of the Fan Club, ending the duo's reign of terror.

With all of that said and done, Greengoop gives me the scepter as an apology for his actions, which I split into two scepters, each with half of the whole one's power - both are still really powerful, but they don't have as many of the catastrophic capabilities of the original. I give Ithasmore one scepter and use the other to restore our friends, teleport them to our location, and throw a big blowout in Murfy's honor!

[Giant Chicken]

Unfortunately, I still have one goal in mind, and that's to get the scepter, peace was never truly an option! After the whole party is over, I quickly nab the other half of the scepter and turn him into a Murfy hater using it, causing everyone to attack him out of fear of what happened last time! I then reemerge the scepters, and run off towards the Bog of Murk, bringing everything back to the status quo.

[RayGamer99]

It's a shame that the half-scepter wasn't very effective at this, with the effects wearing off after a couple hours. While I'm clearing things up to the Murfy fans, someone tells me about your double-cross, prompting me to angrily go for the bog. I head to Razoff's Mansion and tell him about the elusive "Eromsahti" beast roaming the Bog of Murk. He easily hunts you down and shoots you dead, stuffing and hanging you on a frame in his mansion as another one of his finest catches! He gives me the scepter out of gratitude and I teleport to the Minisaurus Plains to try my hand at Minisaurus jockey races.

[The Jonster]

Unfortunately you are facing off against me and proceed to lose! You offer up the scepter in exchange for training for the next round of races. After a few days I realise I need a break so I use the scepter to bring Rayman to the Minisaurus Plains to be RayGamer's training partner while I meet up with Greengoop, Murfy, and Ly for a small picnic while watching them race. We had sandwiches, tea, and cookies.

[RayGamer99]

Now why would Greengoop ever agree to that?

Upon thinking this thought, you suddenly jolt awake inside the Teensy doctors’ office! Turns out when you tried to use the scepter to teleport Rayman, it malfunctioned and blinded you with a flash of light, somehow knocking you out cold in the process. Noticing the accident, I used the scepter to teleport you to the doctors’ office, where they are currently jamming out with your body parts in an attempt to wake you up. Meanwhile, after placing 3rd in the Minisaurus Plains Grand Prix, I head back to my old workshop to try and create a pair of rocket boots.