Corrupt a wish!

[Greengoop]

Granted, just after you bite a toad in the hole and realise it’s actually pretty good.

I wish I could add a random South Atlantic Island to Canada’s archipelago.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted… now youre stuck here! On one of the giant islands up north!

I wish I had motivation..

[Master]

Granted, alas your motivation is put towards defeating Vergil...good luck.

I wish I had an underdesk keyboard drawer.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but you have to listen to the entirety of Green Day’s Longview whenever you want a 5 minute burst, otherwise you’re unable to feel any motivational feeling.

I wish the UK wasn’t surrounded by sea, humidity sucks!

[The Jonster]

Ok, except now you're surrounded by volcanoes, so you must now live in fear of your town being destroyed by random lava flows.

I wish Greengoop would stop being Joe.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, Greengoop become Joe Swanson instead!

I wish that higher quality D&D dice weren't so expensive. (20$ for a single set!)

[dr_st]

Granted, but all D&D dungeon master guides were burnt in the great book fire, so now you cannot play anything!

I wish beer prices here were what they were 20 years ago and not 50% higher.

[Greengoop]

Granted, but the beer market rapidly increases, and thus fake and drugged beers become insanely common.

I wish it wasn’t so difficult to release a cover song.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you can now let go of a cover of any record that you have onto the ground with no struggle at all!

I wish I would stop falling asleep so early.

[Hugo]

Granted, you stop falling asleep so early... and ever. Eventually you turn mad and eat yourself soaked in strawberry jam.

I wish I could be in charge of the new Rayman game!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you're now in charge of Rayman: The Point and Click Adventure! Coming to your Virtual Boy in 2026!

I wish I could play multiple instruments at the same time!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, but every time you do that the song ends up sounding like this...

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist in real life, only in the Rayman games!

[dr_st]

I wish I could play multiple instruments at the same time!

Sorry, but this is mandatory:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deExzvwfXxA

Granted, but every time you do that the song ends up sounding like this...

This is awesome.

I wish mosquitoes didn't exist in real life, only in the Rayman games!

Granted, and now all birds are gone too!

I wish that the primary PCI-E slot on my retro desktop was working.

[EdgyRabbid]

Granted, but every time you do that the song ends up sounding like this...

This is the type of shit they’d play at raves in the 90s and I love it for that.

Granted, but how it’s very loud.

I wish my family was more quite

[Teensies in Globox]

I wish my family was more quite

Granted, but you have become noisy neighbors.

I wish I could remember the lyrics of Putin, Putout.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, now you constantly sing the lyrics for the rest of your life!

I wish that sugar wasn't terrible for you!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, now it’s lethal for you!

I wish I didn’t hate plane flights so much.

[Teensies in Globox]

I wish I didn’t hate plane flights so much.

Granted, but all flights were canceled.

I wish I could rest more.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, you now take a 50 hour nap every 15 minutes!

I wish that a Rayman point and Click game actually existed! It honestly sounds kinda fun.

[Hugo]

Granted! It now exists, but I have the only copy and I'm selling it for infinite tings!

I wish they'd hurry up and come fix my hot water, I'm starting to smell...