Pretend to be like the poster above

[EdgyRabbid]

Such poopycock! the British are the best ever! we have the best food!!!

[DaveRattlehead]

Last day I was in my Maths class and guess what? THE TEACHER SOLVED A PROBLEM WHERE RAYMAN WAS INVOLVED. Although he was the one responsible for robbing the car and driving fast and I was like mmmm okay??? Then he admitted he was part of the Murfy Hate Club so everything made sense.

[Giant Chicken]

Aw gee, this PHD is stressing me out! I think I'll go listen to some Linkin Park to calm me down, before going back to the 20 different topics that I have to manage!

(Hope the PHD stops being so stressful for you though, getting it while dealing with everytging else in life seems like a lot to manage.)

[Μaster]

Ah snap, I cannot tolerate this stupid school issued chrome book, it's the worst thing ever.

[Steo]

Crikey, seems I've gone and let my tea go cold. Better go stick the kettle on and brew another cuppa, hopefully in time before Dr. Who begins.

[Reese Riverson]

This LCD screen sucks, it's not OLED perfect black! Time to facepalm all non-OLED technology!

[Steo]

Oh cool, you got a Vita? Oh wait, the model 2000? Meh, I'm not a fan of that one. 1000 all the way. OLED supremacy!

[Magelin]

Now my brain is fucking mush!

(In other words, a brain stew! ba-dum-tss i only came back to make this stupid joke)
I’m green Globox.

[Giant Chicken]

Man, I sure do love Phoenix Wright! I think I'll go play some while listening to some Electronic Music, or maybe I'll go watch some art youtubers again!

[Greengoop]

Can’t wait for the road trip I’m going in in East Carolina this Summer! I’m also bringing my skis so I can ski atop my car while it moves while listening to the music I downloaded on internet archive!

[EdgyRabbid]

Man I’m so exited to take the metro to go to France and eat beans on toast even though I’m in France!

[Greengoop]

France? I’m French Canadian, so I’m kinda Fench! Hope you have fun in my country goop

[EdgyRabbid]

Yeah sure, but I fucking love cricket! It’s an actual sport we play back in my country. Unlike that lame-o curling!

[Greengoop]

Hey, I like curling! Even though the curling venue near me sells “beer” that is a maple leaf in water.. for $2518!!! Like come on! But it’s for a fundraiser so

[DaveRattlehead]

wow that amount of money is crazy

[Greengoop]

I gotta agree with goop here. Like who the f•ck is spending that much on f•cking beer anyway? I need to listen to With You by Linkin Park while driving along a motorway and watching F1 to calm down now.

[Giant Chicken]

Right, while you lot are at it, I'll be having a cuppa and some crumpets! Reckon I should slag off Rayman 2 again, haven't done that in donkey's years... Nah, I'll just stick on some Green Day while waffling on about some dodgy conspiracy theory I saw online, like the Babylonokia, innit!

Thank you random British translator I found online for letting me truly emulate Greengoops unadulterated Britishness.
https://anythingtranslate.com/translato ... translator

[Greengoop]

(Well, I hate to say this sounded completely normal to me)

Anyway, I’m pretty impressed with this translator I just found, even though I didn’t find it! Anyway, I had to look up what a donkey was after reading that post, must be another British thing goop always talks about.

[Steo]

Oi mate, wot u doin'? I'll kick your teeth in if you touch that Yorkshire pudding!

[Rsandee]

i'M tOo OlD tO pUlL aN AlLnIghTeR

(karma will make me regret this joke soon enough, I'll be right where you are in 2-3 years so I guess that gives me the right to joke about this haha)