Pretend to be like the poster above

[DaveRattlehead]

There's nothing allioli can't solve. Maybe a portion of allioli will keep me awaken when I reach the 30s?

[Greengoop]

I actually really like allioli mixed into Dr Pepper! It’s a delicacy over here in f•cking Spain! I love to listen to Lying From You by Linkin Park while I drink it!

[DaveRattlehead]

Finally, fucking someone who likes Linkin Park in this forum like me innit.

(Bro I don't like Dr Pepper wtf )

[Greengoop]

Yeah Linkin Park! Anyway speaking of them and allioli, I had a very negative experience today. So basically one of my students at my university was using ChatGPT to answer test questions and writing them out using olives in allioli (Claiming it was his “lunch” ) I gave him a detention for dipping f•cking olives in allioli and eating such a f•cking heart problem inducing lunch, but the cheating also p•ssed me off. Anyway, he decided to make fun of me for being an old man and not understand modern food trends, and I got mad so I started listening to Linkin Park. He then said “Stop listening to old man classical music dude, everyone listens to Central Cee and Stormzy nowadays”. (I realised they were British rappers and I thought the kid was Greengoop), I was about to beat the sh•t out of that kid but then I got f•cking expelled . My headmaster felt bad for me so he gave me a Hybrid Theory Remastered Edition CD. It turned into the best day ever after that until I realised my favourite song (Cure For The Itch) was cut out of the album! I’m so f•cking mad that I will not censor my swears: fuck.

[Steo]

Oi, why 'ave you gone and put that Bri'ish rap CD in the radio? It belongs in the bin innit?

[Rsandee]

The bog brothers clan ain't nuthing ta f•ck wit