Corrupt a wish!

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but you're now allergic to water that's over 75 degrees!

I wish that getting out of bed wasn't so hard, I always fall back asleep...

[Greengoop]

Granted, but incredibly sharp spikes grow around it whenever you want to go back in again.

I wish evenings like these weren’t so tight on timing.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, time stops moving, meaning its always the evening! Of course, since time has stopped, so has everything and everyone else, including you.

I wish that I could control time!

[Hugo]

Granted, you come to the realization that you could control time all along by making wise choices in your life... But you are still disappointed because you really meant you want superpowers to manipulate time.

I wish there won't be any drawbacks to this wish!

[Steo]

Granted, but then an unfortunate sequence of events occur that have nothing to do with this wish.

I wish I could be more organised and less forgetful.

[Teensies in Globox]

I wish I could be more organised and less forgetful.

Granted, but you don't forget the stupid things, so you do them too.

I wish Ubisoft Entertainment SA would release a new non-UbiArt Rayman 2D platformer that's playable on all PAL Nintendo consoles and available in physical format.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, but it comes out at the same time as GTA 6, causing absolutely everyone to immediately forget about it, which causes Ubisoft to never touch Rayman again!

I wish that every Rayman game was like Rayman Origins!

[RayGamer99]

Granted, now every single Rayman game is 2D, has little to no coherent story, and features - erm - sized-up female characters!

I wish I didn’t still have so much work to do this late into the day.

[Master]

Congratulations, you don't have any more work for today. You can have it all on the weekend instead. Hope you like Monday deadlines for a late Friday project!

I wish my back didn't always feel compressed.

[Giant Chicken]

Granted, now every single Rayman game is 2D, has little to no coherent story, and features - erm - sized-up female characters!

Sounds like a dream to me...

Wish granted, now you always feel like you're stretching your back excessively!

I wish I would remember my family's birthday, I completely forgot about my moms bday...

[Teensies in Globox]

I wish I would remember my family's birthday, I completely forgot about my moms bday...

Granted, but you forget all other dates.

I wish I could vote for myself in the Manipulate the Image contest.