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Re: The 'What If' Game

Post by PluMGMK »

I would praise you endlessly for your cleverness in that totally hypothetical scenario :winkgrin:
SilverLum wrote: Mon Oct 13, 2025 4:30 pm British people already are like the Japanese people of Europe. They are polite to your face while secretly wishing you'd leave them alone, and they say "innit" in place of "desu".
What if I were to add this to my collection? :hap:
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Sounds like a bien idea!

But that “being polite out loud but furious in your head” thing is only really the older demographics, anyone I know under 25 would just use their obscene language skills to forcefully remove you from their presence.

What if I actually realised we were on a game topic here and not some sorta off topic thread earlier? :lol:
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You would have treated ting income as taxes and acted like you were the government.

What if older games and CRTs made a comeback?
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Scalpers, never missing an opportunity to make a quick buck at the expense of hobbyists and enthusiasts, suddenly buy up and hoard the supply of retro hardware and games, and once again, ruin it for everyone.

What if we could all shapeshift at will?
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Then maybe we'd be no different than that prisoner from the first episode of Doctor Who with Matt Smith in it. Oh dear...

What if PluM made his own linux distro with a replacement for Discord for us, what would that be like?
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Re: The 'What If' Game

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That would be cool but I'd make him ban rainbow spoilers because I thought someone vomited their Skittles all over the screen.

What if I ate an entire bag of Skittles in one sitting?
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Enjoy the sugar rush:


What if I could sleep on demand?
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Then you'd no longer complain about sleep, and be full of energy.

What if I could build the perfect retro PC gaming setup in my house?
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Then you'd be the king of PC gaming.

What if I put Rayman into Pokemon (with his own type and everything)?
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I hope he's ready for the likes of Whitney's Miltank, or Cynthia's Garchomp...

What if I could attach modular components to my body?
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Master wrote: Fri Oct 24, 2025 7:44 pm What if I could attach modular components to my body?
You would keep doing it and eventually they would become the Master of you (like Hermes in that Furutama ep)

What if Rayman?
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Ship of Theseus but with my own self, that's an interesting thought experiment...

What if Rayman? Well, I think life would be a lot more fun if nothing else. Though considering the antics that follow him, might also be relatively perilous....

What if I had a retractable coat?
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Then you'd be very prepared for those days that start off with a cold morning and end up being too warm for a coat later. Congrats!

What if Master could just come fly out and visit me along with Steo sometime? :hap:
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