Rayman Joke Headcanons

[Cho-Choo]

Pretty much what the title says, just post whatever Rayman headcanon you have that's funny/not meant to be taken seriously.

I guess it could be considered a subtopic of the already existing Rayman Headcanons topic, but i think it's just right to have a different thread for the joke ones, so that the main one doesn't get bloated with them (and so that the main thread stays with the serious headcanons ).

I'll start with some:

-Everytime Polokus stubs his toe/hits his elbow, the world gets scrambled and he has to rebuild it all over again, explaining why The Glade of Dreams always seems to be different in every game.

-Ever since Globox fell on Rayman's back in Rayman 3, Rayman suffers from scoliosis and he can't have a proper posture (as seen in Rayman Origins )

[RaypersonNikol]

Rayman can't spell so every time you say treat or anything to do with food he gets very excited like a puppy waiting for its food bowl to be full XD

[Cho-Choo]

Rayman can't spell so every time you say treat or anything to do with food he gets very excited like a puppy waiting for its food bowl to be full XD

"I understood that reference" -Captain America

-This : has happened at least once to Rayman (let's say it happened off-camera in Rayman 1 for the giggles).

[RaypersonNikol]

-This : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ym1sMLvsVes has happened at least once to Rayman (let's say it happened off-camera in Rayman 1 for the giggles).

OH GOD I FEEL SO BAD FOR LAUGHING, NOOOOO

Somehow I can see it too and I wanna literally ask if he's okay XD