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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When the stone men beat you in a game of basketball.
What, you didn’t know they could play basketball? Didn’t you see the idle animation from Origins?
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when rayman fucking dies.
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When the Protoon becomes the Contoon.
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When Greengoop correctly answers a trilogy question before you.
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Greengoop wrote: Sun Aug 31, 2025 7:30 am When the Protoon becomes the Contoon.
When an Electoon becomes an Electron.
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When you punch the electoon cage and it doesn't break. Then the electoons just laugh at you.
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When... when you keep dying in a phonics level in Art Alley because... the game hates you...
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When you punch the Teensie cage and it doesn't break.

Actually, from Rayman 3.
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RaypersonNikol wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 5:58 am When... when you keep dying in a phonics level in Art Alley because... the game hates you...
Art Alley is really hard. There's a bit towards the end of the first section that can still cause me several deaths, even as an adult!
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I was laughing about it when they had initially mentioned it, but more in a joking way. I'm sure I'd still fail a few times, and just imagine how hard it was for kids.
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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I'm trying to remember how I got through it as a kid… And then I realize that it was actually Dad playing it for me for the most part :oops2:
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Steo wrote: Mon Nov 17, 2025 10:43 pm I was laughing about it when they had initially mentioned it, but more in a joking way. I'm sure I'd still fail a few times, and just imagine how hard it was for kids.
My partner told me that Rayman Brain Games was rated 3/10 cuz of its difficulty despite being for kids either still in or starting school. Even then it's considered the worst edutainment game of that lineup XD

I'm too stubborn to give up though lol
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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  • ...when you don't go pass the 1st level of Bandlands in Rayman 1 because of perfectionism...

  • ...when you fight with Hoodlums up close instead of using SHIFT key...

  • ...when you die in the hardest invaded level for the 1000000th time because of Dark Rayman...
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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Admittedly, these are all valid, but let me rephrase them a bit in the spirit of this thread:

...when you don't go pass the 1st Betilla level level of Bandlands in Rayman 1 because of perfectionism...

...when you fight with Hoodlums up close instead of using because your keyboard has no SHIFT key...

...when you die in the hardest invaded level for the 1000000th time because of before Dark Rayman even appears...

:fou:
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When you have to steal the community's fanworks to illustrate a Rayman product despite owning all the franchise :hap:
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you lose Raymans hands... In the Ubiart games!
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

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When you sleep for 100 years in Legends... and still ask for five more minutes!
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by Kiza/Raybox »

dr_st wrote: Tue Nov 18, 2025 4:53 pm Admittedly, these are all valid, but let me rephrase them a bit in the spirit of this thread:

...when you don't go pass the 1st Betilla level level of Bandlands in Rayman 1 because of perfectionism...

...when you fight with Hoodlums up close instead of using because your keyboard has no SHIFT key...

...when you die in the hardest invaded level for the 1000000th time because of before Dark Rayman even appears...

:fou:
Heheh yeah... :oops2:
Don't worry, the rephrasing looks funnier than my original, really!
I kind of suck at making meme/funny things imo so thanks anyway and anytime (?)
I gotta go now, later!
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Re: You know you suck at Rayman when...

Post by PopuriAO29 »

When you tried punch Hoodlums and it doesn't appear the black lums.
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