You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Rayman swallows a Black Lum instead of turning them into Red ones, and thus you must see the doctors again

[Nancy78]

When you keep slipping off the tiny platforms in Allegro Presto and get several heart attacks because you almost fell into the void

[Giant Chicken]

When your best friend is a purple version of you and your arch nemesis is a blue frog!

[Mortamon Saturn]

When the Dark Teensy is your fanboy and Mr Dark the protagonist

[RaypersonNikol]

When Rayman gives you a look of "you suck at this..."

[Nancy78]

When instead of turning the black lum into the red lum, the black lum flies past you without a care

[Giant Chicken]

When you take so long to reach the boss rush that the Dark Teensy had enough time to design, gather materials for, and produce 50 more giant robots.

[PopuriAO29]

When you failed the test in English with Rayman if you answer incorrectly.

[Hugo]

When Murphy starts shouting instead of whispering

[Mortamon Saturn]

When Rayman gets a Christmas gift, only for the box to contain coal

[RaypersonNikol]

When Rayman instead controls himself and says, "fine I'll do this myself, YOU'RE NO HELP!"

[dr_st]

When you type WINMAP and instead of doing the "Excellent!" winning pose, Rayman *drowns* on solid ground.

[RaypersonNikol]

When Rayman moves to Neopia (Neopets players where you at /j) and says "forget this noise, you're awful at this".