I am writing to you for the first time, since normally as a kid I'd write to Sinterklaas instead. I hope the elves have maintained a suitable coal harvest in the North Pole mines and that toy production is still through the roof. I hope the elves won't go on strike (though you probably have countermeasures against that) and I hope that I have been behaving myself according to your standards this year. As my Christmas present, I would like to ask for a favor: a special Christmas rank, more specifically this one:

I feel like it most adecuately describes my tastes and personality.
A very merry Christmas to you Santa and see you next year!








