Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Suad_199512]

Because they like it
What is the name of the Raymans planet

[Beebop]

will minodragon die by my hand?

[Feanaro Surion]

rayman's planet is known as "supaplanet"
i have no idea what pianoman's talking about.
why haven't the aliens from pluto communicated with us yet?

[Suad_199512]

Because they think we have weapons of mass destruction (which we have)

Why did we make those weapons

[Feanaro Surion]

To scare away aliens from pluto.
Why do we have 5 fingers instead of 4 or 6?

[Suad_199512]

Because we like to have 5 fingers

[Beebop]

[SamBeckett94]

Who stole my wallet?

[Feanaro Surion]

the teensies stole it.
Why is politics so dull, when the people in politics are in parties?

[SamBeckett94]

A: Because a man who was a real buzz-kill called Buzz Killington joined them.

Q: Why is that robo-pirate aiming his weapon at me?

[Feanaro Surion]

because he's blind, and can't tell the difference between a teensie and a fellow pirate.

when was sliced bread invented?

[Suad_199512]

When I did exidenly trow a knife at the bread
What do you eat in a restoran

[Feanaro Surion]

you eat the tablecloth and the silverware.
why does it hurt when you stick a fork in an electrical outlet?

[SamBeckett94]

A: Because metal's a conductor, so the electricity passes through the fork onto you.

Q: Am I a supercalasfragelisticexpealidocious person?

[Feanaro Surion]

if you can spell it, you are a superblablabla person.

why doesn't rayman have any limbs?

[Xenon]

Because he asked not to.

Who did he ask?

[Feanaro Surion]

He asked Mr Ancel.

If the robopirates are mechanical, why don't you see them drinking oil?

[SamBeckett94]

A: Because that's a load of sci-fi gibberish. They much prefer fine ale (like Bender off Futurama).

Q: Why do I love Robo-pirates?

[Feanaro Surion]

you like robopirates because their cute and cuddly under all that metal.

Why would they be cute and cuddly?

[SamBeckett94]

A: Because they're possessed by the Devil at first, but when he dies, they'll be cuddling everyone.

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