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[Beebop]

Have a guess.

[Feanaro Surion]

Is it a lousy no-name piece of crud?

[Beebop]

Have another guess.

[Feanaro Surion]

I don't know any brand names. Sorry.

[Beebop]

It's not the brand.

[Feanaro Surion]

Is it made for quadraplegics to tap with their noses?

[Beebop]

Nope. The reason it is crap is simpler than you think...

[Jman]

An HP keyboard or something?

[Beebop]

Keep guessing.

[Jman]

An apple keyboard?

[Beebop]

Nope.

[Jman]

Well I really don't care now.

[Beebop]

It's wireless.

[Jman]

What is it? Saying it is wireless isn't really gonna help. There are many wireless keyboards on the planet.

[Beebop]

That is the reason.

[Jman]

Well then what is the keyboard?

[Beebop]

A Dell one.

[Jman]

I hate dell anything.

[Beebop]

It's bog standard.

[Jman]

What do you mean bog standard?