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[Hunchman801]

Am I supposed to trust you?

[Beebop]

You don't have to, but it is true.

[Hunchman801]

I studied the combustion in engines, and I can tell you that cooking oil can't run an engine.

[Beebop]

Oh well. You should try it, I know it works.

[Hunchman801]

I give up. You are an enemy of logic and common sense.

[Beebop]

It does work on ours, seriously!

[Shape of Death]

Yeah. Right.

[Xenon]

If cars ran on cooking oil, then most cars would start using it regularly and not petrol...

[Beebop]

It is a special kind of cooking oil.

[Shape of Death]

The magic oil. Yes.

[Beebop]

Oilseed rape actually.

[Hunchman801]

If this is petrol he has in his cooking oil bottles, I'd rather not eat at Beebop's.

[Beebop]

Lets just say my grandmother isn't the greatest cook in the world.

[Xenon]

That means it's a renewable energy source. That would obviously be used instead of petrol, which of course isn't. Sorry, but I don't believe you Beebop.

[Beebop]

You don't have to believe me.

Anyway, I learned some boogie woogie styles for playing the piano today!

[Xenon]

Proove to me that there are cars running on cooking oil by showing me a link.

[Beebop]

Go on google and type cars running on cooking oil.

[Xenon]

It's illegal, but it looks like you're right.

[Hunchman801]

The same engine can't run with both cooking oil and petrol anyway

[Beebop]

I told you it was true. I just hope the police don't come and crush our car now.