Where is my best friend Hunchman Eight-hundred and One?

[th3()ne]

We had several consecutive hours of fun and enjoyment but now I cannot find him, i searched his name up in the local French phone books and directories but I could only track down his pet dog who could not provide me with the information I desired, can anyone help me?

[Hunchman801]

As my computer doesn't work anymore, I can't be active, but I'm here right now. By the way, I have no dog, that must have been my cat.

[th3()ne]

Ah, your pet cat must have been in disguise! It is good to see you again, last time I saw you, you were of 9 years and had learnt to tie your shoelaces and ride your bike.

[Reese Riverson]

At least Hunch has a real brain, you on other hand, have a brain of a hamster.

[th3()ne]

Hoodcom my promiscious backstabber, last time I saw you, you were also a child of 6 years, you had learnt to love your severely ugly mother and deal with the issues of bullying and contend with the fact that your father was a male whore and gave several men pleasure of which only yourself could imagine?

How are you? Bad, I presume?

[Reese Riverson]

Well, I do know that you are a moron indeed. As I don't give a shit on what you have to say, therefore we can have your ass banned and your dumbass mind can be send to shit land of TeleTubby Land of Flower land and where you are forced to sing the Tea Pot song as well as wear a dress.

Your day will turn hell but my day is good. Thankyou for asking.

[Kelvin12]

Th31, the last time I saw you, you burned down an orphanage.

How are you doing? Crazy, I guess?

[th3()ne]

Hello Kelvin, see I respect him, he is a man of great valour and noble comprehension...

Whereas you hoodcom, you are a pathetic scoundrel of the earth, you are the bacteria which grows inside my toenails, you are the shit of which I excrete out of my anal cavaties.

[Kelvin12]

I still don't like you much after what you tried to do to me on RZFGP's forum.

[Reese Riverson]

Then you must be Mrs. Fat-pathetic-bitch-ass-Th3Fuck()ne who loves to spam and annoy others and make them go through hell, yet your attemps have yet to work on the great masters like us.

[th3()ne]

So be it Kelvin, if you have no form of respect for me, then I shall do so likewise, you are not worthy of being provided with the same respect I provide my good friend Hunchman with, you and Hoodcom are maggots to society, you are the undergarments of a womans dress, you are nothing to society, you sit in front of a computer screen eating pizza and have no form of life and all you do is eat, shit, play. What more can lowlifes such as yourselves do?

[Kelvin12]

Well ask yourself, you should know being one.

[Reese Riverson]

Unlike you, I am Hunchman's friend... you are not. I have a real job, unlike your pathetic ass. I work, earn money, and also do other things, and also am on the computer. So, why don't you just stop sucking your mothers tider and get a real life and leave us be.

[th3()ne]

You have a job, are you a penniless fishmonger? Do you fish for cheap goods and hope for a blissful reward? You are wrong you spawn of osama bin laden, go and die in the foundations of hell you fool.

[Reese Riverson]

Naw, I work on boilers. I actually do hard work. Unlike you... who needs to get a life and to stop sucking your own dick and poop.

[th3()ne]

I work in an organisation in the private sector who designs graphical products to those who wish to purchase them, you are just a dirty slave child who fixes boilers and acts as a deterant to those who do not wish to do pathetic jobs such as your self, you are a dropout and did not recieve a fulfilled education such as your family. They are all clueless to the basics of life and resort to choosing jobs which require very little intellect such as a fast-food joint flipping burgers at your local McDonalds.

[Reese Riverson]

I earn good money each week... a hell a lot more then you could ever make.

You are pathetic because you pirate software, I on other hand, legally buy them and report people like you to Microsoft because you are a loser to all members of your family. I will have Canard WC hack your ass for being a betrayer. So Zark off.

[th3()ne]

Good money? You fix a boiler for good money? You have made me impotent with laughter you promiscious child! Haha!

[Reese Riverson]

Oh I get about $500 - $600 USD a week. You moronic babler of no wisdome on this planet we call earth.

[th3()ne]

ok whatever, im off to bed see you all tommorow maybe? lol