You know you suck at Rayman when...

[El Dango]

...Mr. Sax defeats you by playing a sad song.

[Holy Crap]

...at the start of rayman 1, you suffocate in the hammock

[FAB]

....you stop fighting in the candy cateau to rapidly stuff your face with sweets
....you stop to have a drink of water in the caves of skops.
....you want to ride on moskito all day

[Xenon]

...you justify Andre's comments in Hoodlum Headquarters.

[FAB]

...you can't stop eating in the Candyland
...you eat a clown, thinking it was made of sweets too
...you acuse a clown for stealing sweets
...you run around the candyland keeping everyone away while shouting "THE CANDY IS MINE! ALL MINE!"

[Holy Crap]

i wouldn't say that's sucking, eating that much candy is hard.

[bunnieblaster]

... razorbeard eats all yellow lums,
... you die in the prison ship, without touching the electric rays,
... you die cause of the moskito in the woods of light.

[El Dango]

...an antitoon sends you flying across the entire stage.
...you land in a bucket full of cow shit.
...you lose 99 lives after 5 seconds

...Razorbeard watches you when you try to escape, because there is nothing on TV.
...Polukus is searching for a new hero to save the world.

...You swallow André, and Globox has to take you to the doctor.
...You swallow Globox, and André has to take you to the doctor.
...You swallow Reflux.

[Holy Crap]

the last 3 = hilarious

[El Dango]

Thanks.

[stan423321]

...you know it at all.

...you need a gamepad to run Rayman game installer.

[Feanaro Surion]

...You switch to RRR because the real games were too hard.

[Holy Crap]

but you then even find that too hard.

[stan423321]

...Murfy doesn't reach you at beginning of R3.

[El Dango]

...you can't beat the rabbids.

[Feanaro Surion]

...your hair ties in a knot so you can't use the helicopter.

[El Dango]

...you break Raymans leg.

[Feanaro Surion]

...Rayman starts playing basketball with his body, and he fumbles it, and it falls off a cliff.

[Xenon]

LOL!

...when you get killed by a Slapdash. That's really humiliating when that happens.

[stan423321]

...when you're sure you have to collect antitoons and avoid tings.