Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Holy Crap]

because that would be taking it too far, like mobile phones.
what kind of idiot thought of the NAILS DOWN A BLACKBOARD ringtone?

[FAB]

Mr Helelooya did!

Who drinks lemonade?

[El Dango]

WE DRINK LEMONADE!

Who likes short shorts?!

[Xenon]

I don't.

Who likes short skirts?

[El Dango]

I LIKE SHORT SKIRTS!!
I got the short shorts thingy from an episode of The Simpsons.

Who wears short skirts?

[Xenon]

I don't again.

What do I wear? (WARNING: I CAN DEDUCT TINGS )

[El Dango]

A modern tuxedo, some really cool sunglasses and a belt made of pure gold.
Real answer: A pink dress, a cowboy hat and clown shoes XD.

WHY IS HUGE TEXT SO AWESOME!!!???

[Holy Crap]

it isn't, you just think it is.

I LIKE SHORT SKIRTS!!

so do i. (not wearing them myself though)
anyway...
what is the meaning of knife? yes knife, not life.

[MrBadGuy]

To cut lovely, tender STEAKS!



Why is it that school food is so very terrible??!!

[Holy Crap]

because they want you to bring your own food.
why are chocolate muffins so awesome?

[El Dango]

Because it's chocolate combined with muffins.

What do you get if you combine chocolate muffins with the meaning with life (alias ICE CREAM)?

[Xenon]

Hey again MrBadGuy99

Ahem... a very creamy muffin.

What would be the name of this new food?

[El Dango]

Muff cream! XD

Why not icein?

[Holy Crap]

that sounds crap.
will we ever stop talking about ice cream?

[Xenon]

Not when R4 is still about.

How many ice creams were ever created?

[Holy Crap]

1, then it was cloned.
would that solve world hunger?

[El Dango]

Of course.

Why shouldn't it?

[FAB]

Because soooooooo many people luv it.

What walks on two legs and can be hypnotized by turning it upside down?

[El Dango]

IIIICE CREEEEEAAAAMM!!!!

Did that even make sense?

[Holy Crap]

i doubt it.
why does my head feel funny?