Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Holy Crap]

a bucket.
who doesn't want ice cream?

[El Dango]

No one!

Is there gonna be an ice cream movie?

[Holy Crap]

that would be awesome!
so i doubt it.
how does that work?

[Xenon]

Doesn't matter as long as you posted the word 'awesome'.

How often is that word used?

[Holy Crap]

awesomely.
did that make sense?

[El Dango]

It had the word 'awesome' in it, so yes!

Is ice cream awesome!?

[Holy Crap]

yep, almost as awesome as i am.
how awesome am i?

[El Dango]

2%

How much ice ceam can you eat?

[Holy Crap]

all of it.

2%

2% more than you!
how awesome are you?

[El Dango]

100% HA! You can't get over 100%

Why not?

[Holy Crap]

you can. it's called 102%.
how could you not know that?

[El Dango]

Because i'm smarter than you. 100% is the highest!

Back to ice cream.
How much ice cream do you eat?

[Holy Crap]

no it isn't! there is no highest!
as for the question: more than you.
how much more?

[stan423321]

120%.

Why R4_121 didn't knew about Alcohol 120%?

[Holy Crap]

because he's a silly.
what's a silly?

[El Dango]

Your mother.

Why are you not as awesome as ice cream?

[Holy Crap]

i think i already established that i'm more awesome.
why are you so ignorant?

[El Dango]

I'm not.

Why are you so stupid?

[Holy Crap]

if i'm stupid, you're braindead.
why do we argue so much?

[El Dango]

Because you made a big deal out of the "2%" joke.

Why did you do that?