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[Hunchman801]

it was me, and i know plenty. hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide react to make water and sodium chloride ie table salt. in other words, salt water. acid + base = salt = water. and i was reminded of this because someone said something about acids and bases. and i posted it because it was 1 in the morning.

Sorry for FAB, and that only words for hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide anyway (HCl + NaOH = NaCl + H2O). The reaction you posted (Acid + Base = Salt + Water) is actually wrong.

[Matyuv]

is it? it's the neutralization reaction tbh

[Holy Crap]

it was me, and i know plenty. hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide react to make water and sodium chloride ie table salt. in other words, salt water. acid + base = salt = water. and i was reminded of this because someone said something about acids and bases. and i posted it because it was 1 in the morning.

Sorry for FAB, and that only words for hydrochloric acid and sodium hydroxide anyway (HCl + NaOH = NaCl + H2O). The reaction you posted (Acid + Base = Salt + Water) is actually wrong.

it's not necessarily table salt that you can eat, but it will be some type of salt.

[Xenon]

I never thought I'd see the day where PC members argue about science equations

[Holy Crap]

see, wasn't i an interesting addition to this community?

[Tobbe]

Interesting is the word...

[Matyuv]

owned

[Hunchman801]

it's not necessarily table salt that you can eat, but it will be some type of salt.

Then I agree with you. In your first post, you only talked about table salt, which was only true for the reaction you posted later, and thus wrong for the rest I thought you were confusing table salt and other salts, but I take it you didn't pay much attention to what you were writing ^^

[Matyuv]

owned

[Holy Crap]

*ignores matyuv*

it's not necessarily table salt that you can eat, but it will be some type of salt.

Then I agree with you. In your first post, you only talked about table salt, which was only true for the reaction you posted later, and thus wrong for the rest I thought you were confusing table salt and other salts, but I take it you didn't pay much attention to what you were writing ^^

it made sense to me.

[Matyuv]

loololololo

[stan423321]

Hm. Cheese? I like cheese. But only fresh one. No "one-year" or "ten-years" old.

Bases... yes, in Polish school we had something like "if acid and base with indentical "powers" are mixed, we get salts".

Taken from English Uncyclopedia: Recipe for Lutefisk!

Ingredients:
-One Lich or Dreadlord
-Five tons of Fesk (Norwegian fish caught in the waters around Bergen bearing the Plague virus)
-Acids, hydrochloric acid or sulfuric acid preferable. Enough to keep all the fish completely submerged in it.
-Aquavit where necessary or wanted.


1: Take the Fesk to Oslo, Norway and put it out to dry in the Prime Minister's Office. Don't mind the smell - the Fesk will get used to it eventually.

1b: Drink Aquavit.


2: Lock the doors, and declare war upon a random middle eastern country. Wait one month.

2b: Drink Aquavit, spill some on the floor.


3: Make a hole in the roof and start filling the room with acid. This will have a greater effect if the Prime Minister is still in the room while doing so. NOTE! Make sure the room is air-tight except for the acid hole, as the gases produced can kill a Space Otter in seconds.

3b: Drink more Aquavit. Buy a new tank if the old one is empty.

(NOTE! This step takes some tries to get right, don't get discouraged if you release eternal doom into the world! It happens to all of us.)

4: Take the Lich or Dreadlord, and make him read aloud from the lyrics of Sputnik. Then grab the closest child under 4 years old and throw him into the mix of Fesk and acid. This will make Reverse Jesus appear. Now, if eternal doom hasn't appeared, clobber Reverse Jesus in the head with the Black Metal. This will cause him to chant the lyrics of D.D.E (Devil's Death Ensemble) backwards. Large amounts of Aquavit will be needed at this point to keep yourself from being affected by the sound.

4b: Drink large amounts of Aquavit, you don't want to die, do you?


5: Wait 6 minutes and 66 seconds (yes, that means 7 minutes, 6 seconds), then fish the kid and prime minister (if applicable) out of the tank. This will make the Lich, Dreadlord and/or Reverse Jesus go away. Now, burn the corpses of eventual casualties, and sprinkle their ashes into the mix.

5b: You're almost done, order more Aquavit or you won't have enough to go around at the Julebord!

6: If you're still alive, congratulations! You just made yourself five tons of Lutefisk! Drain the acid, and store the processed Fesk wherever you wish.

6b: What are you waiting for? Drink Aquavit!

[Cairnie]

Oh god Uncyclopedia. While only a few of their articles make me giggle, a lot of it is unfunny Aspie junk.

[Aspie = person with Asperger syndrome, before anyone asks]

[Holy Crap]

well, not knowing what asperger syndrome syndrome is, i'm going to ask anyway: what is it?

[Xenon]

You don't know what it is?

Asperger syndrome (pronounced /ˈasˌpərgɘr ˌsɪndrəʊm/ in the U.S., /ˈasˌpəːgɘ/ in Britain; also called Asperger's syndrome, Asperger's disorder, Asperger's or AS) is one of several autism spectrum disorders (ASD) characterized by difficulties in social interaction and by restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior, interests and activities. AS is distinguished from the other ASDs in having no general delay in language or cognitive development. Although not mentioned in standard diagnostic criteria, motor clumsiness and atypical use of language are frequently reported.

Asperger syndrome is named after Austrian pediatrician Hans Asperger who, in 1944, described children in his practice who lacked nonverbal communication skills, failed to demonstrate empathy with their peers, and were physically clumsy. Fifty years later, AS was standardized as a diagnosis, but questions about many aspects of AS remain. For example, there is lingering doubt about the distinction between AS and high-functioning autism (HFA); partly due to this, the prevalence of AS is not firmly established. The exact cause of AS is unknown, although research supports the likelihood of a genetic basis; brain imaging techniques have not identified a clear common pathology.

There is no single treatment for Asperger syndrome, and the effectiveness of particular interventions is supported by only limited data. Intervention is aimed at improving symptoms and function. The mainstay of management is behavioral therapy, focusing on specific deficits to address poor communication skills, obsessive or repetitive routines, and clumsiness. Most individuals with AS can learn to cope with their differences, but may continue to need moral support and encouragement to maintain an independent life.Researchers and people with AS have advocated a shift in attitudes away from the notion that AS is a deviation from the norm that must be treated or cured, and towards the view that AS is a difference rather than a disability.

[Cairnie]

In short, Autism Lite. It's supposedly something I have myself.

[Xenon]

Apparently there's no real way of telling whether someone has the disorder or not. It's just a difference of character which can't actually be proven or disproven.

[Tobbe]

lololol 'fesk' is the Trønder dialect (my dialect) word for fish!

roflmaoomg hisalirou!!!!

[Matyuv]

[Matyuv]

btw my posts are hALSIUro - search.php?author_id=148&sr=posts