The wishing and granting game

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but the money takes forty million years to get to your house.

I wish for super speed.

[Xenon]

Wish granted, but all living things can now move faster too.

I wish I could get a life

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but now you are an illegal Mexican that tries to get jobs, but can't.

I wish for the Mr. Dark rank.

[Xenon]

Wish granted, but you'll get hacked by Xenon and then eaten by a pack of wolves.

I wish for a decent summer!

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but it's only decent, and not very fun.

I wish for a fully tamed pet Grizzly Bear.

[Xenon]

Wish granted, but then it finds a mating partner to produce a baby grizzly bear, which later attacks you and starts raping you madly thinking you're a tree.

I wish I was a tad shorter.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but now you can't ride any of the rides.

I wish for super strength.

[Xenon]

Wish granted, but then you discover Bush has ruled out muscular strong people and ordered his minions to find and kill you.

I wish I had removable wings.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but they can only come on, and come off once.

I wish Ubi would team up with Capcom to make the next Rayman game.

[Xenon]

(am I right in thinking Capcom is a video games company like Ubi?)

Wish granted, but suddenly the two companies start flaming each other over which project manager has the prettiest wife.

I wish I could own at chess.

[Shawn]

Capcom is the company who made Mega Man.

I wish granted, but you love chess so much, you don't want to play video games anymore.

I wish for a private house on the Candy Chateu.

[Limely]

Wish granted, but the house was built of chocolate, and unfortunately, one nice, sunny day, it melted.

I wish a really awesome comic-plot would reveal itself to me just about naow. D x

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but the plot is too good for you to mimic.

I wish for this head ache to go away.

[Limely]

Wish granted. Someone blew your head up and it's now gone, headache and everything.

I wish the weather wasn't this nice.

[Tempest]

Wish granted, so you have rain, snow and other types of bad weather at your place all year round.



I wish people were overall much nicer to each other.

[Beebop]

granted

i want sex

[Limely]

Granted, but unfortunately you just attract extremely ugly, obese girls and some rather hairy men. And most of them also have herpes. ):

I want a little pet rat. : D

[Serza5]

Granted but then it ran away

I wish i could fly

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but when people see you flying through the air, they can't but help vomit from the site of you.

I wish my glasses would stop hurting the tops of my ears.

[Xenon]

Wish not granted, you'll get them later

I wish I was rich $_$