The wishing and granting game

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but it's shit flavored and a pedophile clown that mainly molests 15 year olds jumps out of the cake and rapes you. Along with your family members a couple fish.

I wish Holy Crap realized he didn't really corrupt my earlier wish by asking for the movie to get back on schedule. (being in the movie would be great!)

[Holy Crap]

I don't think you realised i said "as a stunt double" followed by ""No-one was harmed in the making of this film.....oh wait, yes they were."" Implying that you'd be killed.
I wish Flash wouldn't be such a pain.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but now it's very limited.

I wish for serenity.

[Holy Crap]

I wish i could remember what that means.

[Shawn]

It means you feel happy and relaxed, despite the fucked up shit happening in you fucking hilariously terrible life.

Wish HC would use dictionary's.

[Holy Crap]

Granted, but i use them to whack you over the head.
I wish i had some food.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but it's digested food.

I wish for a challenging wish to corrupt.

[Holy Crap]

Possibly granted.
I wish for everything to be absolutely perfect (for me).

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but everything is perfect for only a little while, then everything falls apart.

Wow, that was easy.

I wish for a tougher wish.

[Holy Crap]

Granted, but it will be after you die.
I wish you would wish for something else.

[Shawn]

Wish granted.

I wish for a wish that's not so tough to corrupt.

[Holy Crap]

*sigh**leaves thread*

[Shawn]

Ooo, some one's pretty cranky.

I wish HC could control his crankiness.

[El Dango]

And how am i supposed to do that?
WISH DENIED!!
TOO BAD!!

I wish you a marry christmas.

[Serza5]

wish granted, you get married to Santa CLaus on xmas

i wish i didnt have wierd thoughts

[El Dango]

Wish granted. *Escapes from Santa's hidden cave*

I wish for a bomb (this one is REALLY gonna hurt ).

[Serza5]

wish granted but it blew up before it got to you

i wish for RR for PS2 :3

[El Dango]

I wish for a quiz show.

[Serza5]

wish denied, theres too many of them >: p

i wish for less quiz shows

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but now you have Pop quiz shows.

I wish for more emoticons.