Your last dream

[Shawn]

I had a dream a killer ostrich kept chasing me and biting my legs and arms. But I finally got the better of it by grabbing it and throwing it up in the air and having a guy shoot it with a machine gun.

[Matyuv]

I have a feeling you're making all this shit up.

[Shawn]

Nope. I'm dead serious. I swear on my unborn son/daughter.

[Xenon]

If that's the case then you must have eaten an Australian encyclopedia before you went to bed.

[Shawn]

Nope, I watched that Ostrich vid in the shark thread.

[Xenon]

Right...
Tell me, were you born from an egg? 8O

[Shawn]

Nope, from my Mom's uterus. :D

[Xenon]

Oh, not from an ostrich? Well that's a relief.

[Shawn]

I don't hate Ostrichs' though. I still love Overdrive Ostrich from Mega Man X2/Xtream 2. Best Maverick ever.

[El Dango]

I've had some dirty dreams, that a won't tell about.

[Shawn]

They involved you having booty calls in prison, didn't they?

[Xenon]

Shawn, what makes you have all these ridiculous dreams? You smoke pot?

[Shawn]

Nope. I just have an imagination that's far from boring.

Actually, I have no idea.

[Xenon]

I believe that dreams are generated from the brain, about things that have happened during the day. These things get twisted dependant on what goes through your mind the minute before you fall alseep.

[Shawn]

I almost never dream about what goes through my mind at the last second, sadly.

[Xenon]

I guess it's difficult to tell what the last thing would be. But usually for me, it's something that has happened during the day.

[Shawn]

I usually dream about something that I only thought about for a few seconds during the day.

[Xenon]

My dreams are quite weird usually, but some make sense with what goes on. I think about different things each night I suppose.

[Shawn]

Sometimes I don't dream at all. My mind is just a black sleet of nothingness.

[Xenon]

Actually, I think that's the phase where your brain is trying to shut the body down. It happens before you start dreaming and shortly after (unless you suddenly wake up)