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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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Great, now I'm gonna have nightmares...
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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About?
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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Awful companies buying Rayman.
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stan423321 wrote: More worse, UbiSoft sells Rayman to Rockstar. Worst one, UbiSoft sells Rayman to EA.
Rayman + Rockstar = Extremely violent and gory Rayman games. Blood everywhere, and a plot that doesn't make sense.

Rayman + EA = Unoriginal Rayman games, with almost no new features. You get the feeling that you play the same game over and over again.

Rayman + Sega = HOLY SHIT NO!!!
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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Rayman + Nintendo = Multiple power-ups, almost the same concept over and over again (like how two-villains kept fighting each other).

Rayman + Krome = Characters have Australian accents.
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I had a dream once that i was sucked into Rayman 1 and was fighting Ang and then it started crying and i flew on it to Mr. Dark and then...

I thouched his nose and he exploded and then Betila came and killed Moskito and I woke up... Poor Moskito :cry:
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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El Dango wrote:Rayman + Sega = HOLY SHIT NO!!!
Please tell me why.

Rayman + CD Projekt RED = In the first level, you learn how to jump over hole that is 8 meters long (25 feet), and how to kill 13 Lavomatrixes in 45 seconds.

Rayman + Disney Interactive = Movies about Rayman, serial movies about Rayman, no games with Rayman. Or poorer than Rayman Rushed.

Rayman + Blizzard = World of the Lumcraft.

Rayman + Tate = You have to collect fists to throw'em.

Rayman + Some Soviet Pirates = PEЙMAH 4 (aka Rayman in Mario)
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Rayman + Insomniac = Rayman gets a bunch of inventive fist power-ups, rides a bunch of wacky creatures and vehicles, and gets an amazing PS3 game every few years! :)
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Yeah. ONLY PS3. That would be SHIT!
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Holy Crap wrote:Yeah. ONLY PS3. That would be SHIT!
That would be awesome! All Rayman fans would have to get PS3s! And I'd get to say "I told you so!", hahahahahah... :wink:
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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You are possibly the most fucking retarded moron i've ever seen.
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Because...?
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spiraldoor wrote:
Holy Crap wrote:Yeah. ONLY PS3. That would be SHIT!
That would be awesome! All Rayman fans would have to get PS3s! And I'd get to say "I told you so!", hahahahahah... :wink:
No... Please don't let it happen...
stan wrote:Please tell me why.
Because Sonic is now the lamest piece of shit the world has ever known. Imagine Rayman like that.
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yeah, no PS3 only games
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Rayman must be 3rd party forever!!
Oh, and now back to more company swapping fun. :D

Rayman + Oddworld Inhabbitants = Creative Rayman games as we know them, but with more violence, swearing and black humor.

Rayman + Team17 = Crazy Rayman games, filled with nonsense.

Rayman + Sucker Punch = Cel shaded Rayman (lol).
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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Just last night - I had a sudden u-turn in dreams... I dreamt that SEGA bought Rayman from Ubisoft, and gave him the same powers as Sonic/NiGHTS. The fanbse community weren't so happy about it either... It was rather nasty, to be fully honest.
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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Rayman + Sonic powers = Super Rayman. :lol:

Rayman + Nights powers = Dream Rayman... or something. :?

Both things would look very lame...
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Rayman + Konami = Game using 6 buttons.
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This topic has been hijacked!
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Re: Dreams about Rayman...

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Rayman + spiraldoor = This Rayman has been hijacked. :lol:
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