The wishing and granting game

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but it has herpes.

I wish for more wisdom.

[Serza5]

wish granted, ill make a wisdom pie tomorrow

i wish i had a penguin

[Shawn]

wish granted, but it eats all of your food.

I wish more posting speed.

[Serza5]

wish granted but you post too fucking much

i wish i didnt need retainers

[stan423321]

Wish granted, now you need no retainers.

I wish for link to RayTunes!

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but it's an infected link. So, when you click on it, your computer will crash.

I wish for more noodles.

[Serza5]

wish granted but you get a headache looking at it all

i wish i could fix a light bulb

[Shawn]

wish granted, but you get electriccuted.

[stan423321]

I wish for Mr. Dark's wish!

[Serza5]

wish granted, !

i wish for less nothingness

[Shawn]

wish granted.
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I filled in some of the nothingness.

I wish to be less tired.

[Serza5]

wish granted but you drink too much coffee

i wish for less rain

[Holy Crap]

granted, you'll have endless years of drought.
I wish my nose wasn't blocked.

[Shawn]

Wish granted, so the snot moved to your throat, and clogged it. You will soon die from suffocation.

I wish for a rainy day.

[Holy Crap]

Granted, lethal flood in 19...18...17...
I wish we didn't get kicked out of our old house.

[Shawn]

Wish granted. You were head butted out instead.

I wish for this zit to go away!

[Holy Crap]

Granted, it explodes and catapults you to the moooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
i wish for infinite money!

[Shawn]

Wish granted, but it's only in Pokemon.

I wish for more patience with certain things.

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but the police have arrested you because it's very suspicious...

I wish I didn't paint my nails dark purple

[Holy Crap]

Granted, you no longer have nails.
i wish for faster internet!