Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer!

[Shawn]

Sorda

Why did the bowl full of spoons cross the highway?

[stan423321]

It was pushed.

Why wasn't it bushed?

[Shawn]

Cause they're wasn't any bushes.

Why are Frosted Flakes so addictive?

[Acarr]

Because it was made in a cocaine factory (???)

Why am I here?

[stan423321]

Because you're a thief who tries to steal H801's computer.

Why wasn't sentence above stupid?

[Shawn]

Um, it was stupid.

Why do I feel tingly?

[stan423321]

Cause you have too more tings. You can get better by giving them me.

Why I see number 87.98.154.80 on adress bar?

[Serza5]

because those numbers rawk

why am i in a rock and roll mood?

[stan423321]

Because you only think so cause to this drugs.

Why can't you hold Shift button?

[El Dango]

Because she got crazy fingers.

Why can't i fly!?

[Serza5]

you have no wings dur

why dont i have a leprachorn hat?

[Shawn]

Cause your luck hasn't become that bad yet. But, in time, it will. The you'll have a hat.

Why is Full Metal Alchemist one of the few anime's that was done very nicely in voices when translated to English?

[El Dango]

Because i translated it!
Okay, i didn't...

Where can i get some wings?

[Serza5]

the wing shop

can i have a dark halo?

[Shawn]

Sure, but it will soon make you like one of those angry emo characters from Anime.

Why is 4Kids still in business.

[Serza5]

they are?

why did i not know that?

[El Dango]

Because it's your destiny.

How about talking about ice cream again?

[Serza5]

na talk about ice cream in an ice cream forum

is there an ice cream forum?

[Shawn]

Probably somewhere on the internet.

Why are there racist people on the planet still?

[Serza5]

cuz they have nothing else to do

are they emo?