What i think of Rayman 1 bosses PART 3: Mr. Saxual

[El Dango]

Rayman 1. A great game, filled with beauty, entertaining levels, amazing music and more... What could possibly be bad about such a nice game...?
I'll tell ya'! THE BOSSES!
Okay, it's not that i "hate" the bosses. I just think they need a serious PWNing!
I'm going to make fun of following Rayman 1 bosses:

Bzzit (if that really IS him)
Moskito
Mr. Sax
Mr. Stone
Space Mama

And if i ever get there:
Mr. Skops
Mr. Dark
Aaaaand the mutant freaks!

Let's start from an end:


Okay, before i start, i just wanna say that i'm not sure his name is Bzzit. I just call him Bzzit, and hope that i'm right (or else, the true Bzzit is gonna REALLY pissed off ). Anyways, Bzzit is actually a cool guy, because he teams up with Rayman and all, but i still have something to say about him:
1. He is crying after you beat him. WTF!? HE is crying? He was th one who attacked from start. Rayman just defended himself. But still, as the nice guy that he is, Rayman teams up with Bzzit. And then They work together, and everything is great, right? Not really, because in Moskito's nest, you find Bzzit, carrying a giant spike fruit, which makes life much worse for Rayman! What is he doing with that big spike fruit anyways? Is he going to make spike fruit shakes or something!? He would need a damn huge blender to do that. And is he thinking about the starving people in the world? I don't think so! He wants to keep the huge fruit for himself, that selfish bastard!! Hmmm... I wonder where he got that fruit from...? Must have been a pretty gigantic tree.
Well, that was pretty much it. I couldn't find so much shit about Bzzit (lol rhyme). But i promise that the later ones will be better.
Coming next: Moskito.

BTW, should this be in the artworks section?

[stan423321]

DOUBLETHREAD.

[El Dango]

How did that happen?

[Hunchman801]

The other one was removed. By the way, it can't be Bzzit in Moskito's Nest, despite the colours in the PS version. It wouldn't make sense at all

[El Dango]

I see... But i don't wanna remove that part, since it has the best jokes. Oh, and i'm planning something big for Mr. Sax!

[Hunchman801]

I see... But i don't wanna remove that part, since it has the best jokes.

Of course, I understand ^^ It's just that sometimes I feel a bit lost in all those theories ^^

[spiraldoor]

The other one was removed. By the way, it can't be Bzzit in Moskito's Nest, despite the colours in the PS version. It wouldn't make sense at all

I think Mr Dark casts spells to enslave the bosses. You see Moskito and Mr Skops, looking quite happy and friendly in the credits. Wnen you beat Skops, he actually smiles. Mr Sax, when beaten, dances, begins a sax solo and doesn't attack. Mr Stone dances when he's beaten. I think that, after Moskito/Bzzit betrayed Mr Dark, Dark cast another enslavement spell on him, hence his double-double-crossing.

Bzzit = Moskito

[Hunchman801]

Weird theory to be honest

[spiraldoor]

I think that Mr Dark controls the bosses with dark magic, but that the bosses are good, deep down.

It explains why the bosses sometimes dance when they are beaten, and are seen being all frolicky and happy in the credits.

Not that weird.

[Hunchman801]

I admit that it makes sense, but I'm not convinced even so.

[spiraldoor]

I think the only reason Bzzit/Moskito appears purplish in your final fight with him is because the area you fight him in, judging by the background, is a pretty purple place, and the purple light is reflecting onto him.

And as for the increased health, that's easy: he only got upset in the first fight, but he got knocked out in the second one.

Also, they are the exact same size and colour, and have the same sprites.

If Moskito was twice the size of Bzzit, or jet black, or even if he made different noises, then I might consider it possible that they are different.

[Hunchman801]

Well it's a defensible point of view; but it implies that bosses are controlled by Mr Dark, which is far from being certain.

[Holy Crap]

I actually agree with Spiraldoor here, I've had a similar theory for a while. I find it unlikely that there are two mosquitoes in Dream Forest, and even more unlikly that the first is Bzzit (They are nothing alike really). My theory is a bit different, to tell you would spoil parts of my fanfic...which I haven't been writing for quite a while......

[stan423321]

There are 3 mosquitoes in my opinion.

The purple light doesn't mean anything, in Jaguar version mosquito is also purple when chasing you with The Great Spiky Fruit.

And, the spiky fruit could be used as a snack for Moskito

Now, something a bit weird:

Mr Stone dances when he's beaten.

Don't you see it has got other head... i.e. other mind? This example was bad.

But the rest? O.K.! Waiting for Moskito.

[El Dango]

Your waiting is over!


"The name is Kito. MOSkito! License to fly around like an idiot." Okay, Moskito is one of the more entertaining bosses in the game, but what's up with all those spike fruits? I wanna know where they come from, damnit! People would never have to starve again, if Moskito would just tell us! But NOOOoooo, he too much of a "bad boy" to help us! Or is he...? Okay, he has a cool battle theme, he is dark coloured etc., but i'm gonna show you something about him, that none of you have seen before. He has an emberrasing secret.


HE IS STILL SLEEPING WITH HIS TEDDYBEAR!!!

OH GAWD, THAT'S SOMETHING TO BE ASHAMED OF!!
Okay, i don't know how old he is, but i'm pretty sure he's an adult. How did i get that picture, you ask? Well, it wasn't easy. I went to Moskito's Nest because i needed inspiration for stuff i could make fun with Moskito of, and then i saw him fly into his room. He looked like he was going to bed. I sneaked inside, past the lasers he had set up. It was hard, but i finally managed to get to his door. Breaking the code was no problem. Obviously, it's 42235699828993423. DUH! Anyways, i got inside, and Moskito. He was sleeping with his eyes open for some reason. When i saw the teddybear, i just had to take a picture, so i used my robo-cage-placer with remote control (bought for a shitload of danish and polish valuta), and placed my camera in it and... I think you can gues the rest.

Oh, and i've heard that Moskito is gay, but it's just a rumor that's going around on Youtube (I started it BTW) .

That's all folks.
Next target: Mr. Sax

[Holy Crap]

That's some very deep, dark secrets you've uncovered.

[Xenon]

I'm glad someone uncovered the true Moskito
(by the way, did anyone else spot something funny about the Moskito dango used to make that pic?)

[Holy Crap]

Well, he has more hair than I remember.

[Xenon]

I'm pretty sure you didn't get my point.

[Holy Crap]

What is your point then?