Poll of the Day

[Shawn]

i swear on your life in not making this up

You're swearing on MY life?! OH CRA-

I hit a girl on the ass. :{

[Serza5]

i swear on your life in not making this up

You're swearing on MY life?! OH CRA-

exactly, i would neva make things up, no matter how stupid it may seem,

[Shawn]

I think it's more suitable to swear on your own life.

[Cairnie]

Hit as in whacking it with a rounders bat.

[Serza5]

I think it's more suitable to swear on your own life.

you sure about that? i would rather kill myself than kill you

[Shawn]

OK, if you would rather kill yourself than me, you should swear on your life, not mine.

Hit as in whacking it with a rounders bat.

[Serza5]

geez lets just say im not lieing ok? ( thats probably not spelled right either )

[Cairnie]

LOL the lesbian thing was bullshit because I'm as straight a pole.

[Serza5]

people say i have a penis fuck them

[Shawn]

LOL the lesbian thing was bullshit because I'm as straight a pole.

A bent pole.

Only kidding.

[Cairnie]

Honestly if I was bent I'd be flaunting it by now.

[Shawn]

.......if only........

Kidding again.

[Xenon]

Hit as in whacking it with a rounders bat.

That's gotta hurt! What did she do?

[Cairnie]

Give me stick. She also slapped me round the face once thinking that I liked to stick my fingers up myself...whut. 0.o She was a bitch anyway who kept ganging upon me for change.

[Shawn]

I liked to stick my fingers up myself...whut. 0.o

I thought all women did.

[Serza5]

fuckin hell O.o shes a preppy bitch

[Cairnie]

She was a cunt, and I had to deal with a load more unfortunately.

[Shawn]

Kicking people in the back of the legs hurts, you should try that next time.

[Xenon]

It's always cool to find a rotton trick to pull on someone you hate. Personally, I'd use the old fashioned water-bucket-bush-run technique.

[Serza5]

kicking people hurts your foot O.O