Birthdays and ages

[Acarr]

There are twice as many pigs than people in Denmark

[Holy Crap]

I think there's twice as many chickens than people in the world.

[Xenon]

There's around 10,000,000,000,000 flies, so do the calculations yourself.

[Acarr]

Flies are fun to squish 83

[Holy Crap]

I kill lots of flies in summer. At archery, the room is swarming with them, but after about an hour, nothing but i pile of corpses around me.

[Matyuv]

There are so many wasps here at the moment, they are so annoying ffs.

They keep flying into the school windows and usually die there though. Yeah, they are usually killed by the students but sometimes there are wasps that keep flying into a wall or sth and die themselves.

[Acarr]

lol! When I went to camp (in Summer) with the school, there was so many migees (annoying scottish biting fly-thingies) we had to wear protective clothing and nets over our heads

[Holy Crap]

I wouldn't try to kill a wasp, you might just get it angry.

[Xenon]

I'm quite a dab hand with squishing flies myself. The trick is to move in slowly and then slam.

Wasps on the other hand, I don't know if I'd risk that.

[Acarr]

There's a wasps nest on my roof. They keep coming in my room- where I wait with a rolled up magazine

[Xenon]

That's a problem. We have one in our garden, but I think the inhabitants have all left xD
I'd suggest spraying it with the hose and running like mad.

[Acarr]

That would be fun

[Holy Crap]

I'm quite a dab hand with squishing flies myself. The trick is to move in slowly and then slam.

I let them land, and then clap my hands together slightly above them, because they instinctively fly up - straight into danger.
Between Archery and the train station (which both have shitloads of flies) I can kill a few hundred flies in a week in summer.

[Xenon]

Another good tip is to use something with holes in it. Books don't really work. It's the force of the object coming down that makes the buggers flee.

[Acarr]

Or you could just use a deodrant can.

[Holy Crap]

Another good tip is to use something with holes in it. Books don't really work. It's the force of the object coming down that makes the buggers flee.

I don't have anything like that. But killing flies is really great for killing time.

[Xenon]

I remember when my sister and I had a fly killing contest, and I won. The loser had to get rid of the corpses ^^

[Holy Crap]

My dad use to put lots of dead flies is thick, open book. Then he'd slam it shut, open it back up and look at the guts.

[Acarr]

o....k...

[Hunchman801]

Lamest thing ever