The wishing and granting game

[Serza5]

wish granted you have ugly teeth

i wish for more signs

[Acarr]

wish granted, but it's unreadable

I wish I had a pet lagnomorph

[Serza5]

wish denied i dont know what that is

i wish i knew EVERYTHING

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but your brain explodes

I wish I had a brain

[Serza5]

wish granted but its a small one

i wish i was good at english

[Acarr]

wish granted, but your brain has been replaced with a dictionary, and you die

I wish I knew what to do.

[Serza5]

wish denied

i wish the world didnt end in 5 days

[Acarr]

wish granted, but it'll end in 5 minutes

I wish i had a clock

[Serza5]

wish denied theres one in your task bar

i wish i had a TARDIS

[Acarr]

Wish granted 'cause I don't know what that is anyway. You got lucky.

I wish I had an extra toe...

[Serza5]

wish granted but you lose your big toe

a tardis is a time machine in doctor who btw

i wish i wasnt such a nerd

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but you're now a ned...

I wish I had a photocopier.

[Serza5]

wish granted but the photocopier phootocopied itself now you have hundreds of photocopiers

i wish for a smiley attack

[Acarr]

lol XD

Wish granted. But they've attacked your face...



I wish I had that mask

[Serza5]

wish granted i dont want it

i wish for no smileys on that mask

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but you killed hundreds of innocent smilieys and you're now getting arrested XD

I wish I wish to wish for wishes.

[Serza5]

wish granted but its counted as spam

i wish i didnt have hayfeva

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but you now have air-fever

I wish I had a tail

[Serza5]

wish granted but it sux

i wish i was less random

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but now you don't make any sense

I wish I had wings