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If you can read this without getting confused, or not being able to laugh, then you are truly a genius!!
"It went suprisingly good" Arran answered with a suprised look on her face.
"Well have you worked things out then?" asked Annabelle.
"Yeah and now me and him are going out" said Katie.
"Nice" said Annabelle
"Hey Alex" said Alex.
"Hi Amelia" said Amelia.
Danny and Lewis (and the person who's typing this) stood there even more confused trying to work out what was going on.
"Amelia can we talk to you for a sec?" Katie said and pulled Alex into the kitchen.
"No"Amelia replied and walked out the door.
"You have to tell them about me and Lewis cause we are too scared to"Katie said
"Why are you saying that to me?" asked Alex.
"Yeah we will" Alex said giving Katie a hug.
"What?"asked Katie and stood up "That doesnt even make sense. " The room went purple!
"Hey guys I have something to tell you"Amelia said and jumped through the window.
"Yeh ok but look what you did to the window!" Danny said and sat down on the glass next to Arran.
"Alex and Katie are to scared to say this to you themselves but..."said Annabelle.
"They're going out!"Katie finshed in a bored voice, staring at Lewis.
"yeah we are"Alex said, picking up Katie just behind him holding hands with Danny.
"Well at least I found out one way"Danny said giving Katie a spoon he found covered in moss.
"What?"Annabelle said, walking out the window and sitting down on the grass outside. The door rang (and vibrated) and Amelia went to open it and when she did a really tall guy was standing at the door.
"Hi is Katie and Danny there?"The man said looking down at Amelia - it was Katie!
Amelia noticed he (she?) had a gun and pointed it at the car next door. BANG! she missed......and hit Arran.
"Uh...No you didn't"Arran said
"I didn't huh I must of thought of some other car then"Katie mumbled
"Lets just go into the living room then" said Arran with a bullet hole in his head.
"Ok" Annabelle said.
Danny and Amelia walked into the room and saw Katie and Alex standing around looking at the ground and Arran weeing on the floor.
"Katie this is Arran and thats Amelia"Danny said,making Katie and Annabelle jump .
"Hi Lewis"Katie said
"Hey Katie....Alex says hi".
"Hi"Alex said over the webcam.
Katie glanced at him then hit herself "Hi"she yelled in pain.
"This is akward"Danny whispered into Katie's' ear
"I know"Arran replied. "wat?!" Exclaimed Danny "You weren't supposed to hear that!"
"Lewis and Katie you're both single?"Arran asked
Katie and Lewis looked at each other and giggled "no" they replied.
"what's so funny?"Amelia and Annabelle and a talking pie asked.
"nothing - noone laughed...."everyone else said in unison.
There was a knock on the window and Amelia rushed for the door.
Amelia walked through.
"How was your lunch with Annabelle then?" Amelia asked Annabelle.
Arran was hard at work on the new mcfly single when the last person she was hoping to see was the pie. He would just ignore her because they have hated each other she was hoping to see was walking through the door this is De ja vu if your wondering.
"yeah i saw that" Lewis said.
"do it over" Amelia said.
"what?"Amelia started getting furious. She started having an argument with herself.
"if this is gonna be one of your arguements again then go into that closet and argue" Amelia interupted.
as soon as they shut the door Amelia started off talking
"anyway like I said do it over it's not good enough"she yelled at her
"your not good enough" Amelia said.
"what's that supposed to mean?" Amelia asked.
"it's supposed to mean that...that..." but she didnt get to finnish the sentence coz Annabelle came in with a shot gun and ate her.
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone yelled and fell through a giant food blender.
*************THE END****************
A story by me and my friend...
Annabelle = me
Amelia and Katie = my best friends
Everyone else= randomers
Please don't copy.
"It went suprisingly good" Arran answered with a suprised look on her face.
"Well have you worked things out then?" asked Annabelle.
"Yeah and now me and him are going out" said Katie.
"Nice" said Annabelle
"Hey Alex" said Alex.
"Hi Amelia" said Amelia.
Danny and Lewis (and the person who's typing this) stood there even more confused trying to work out what was going on.
"Amelia can we talk to you for a sec?" Katie said and pulled Alex into the kitchen.
"No"Amelia replied and walked out the door.
"You have to tell them about me and Lewis cause we are too scared to"Katie said
"Why are you saying that to me?" asked Alex.
"Yeah we will" Alex said giving Katie a hug.
"What?"asked Katie and stood up "That doesnt even make sense. " The room went purple!
"Hey guys I have something to tell you"Amelia said and jumped through the window.
"Yeh ok but look what you did to the window!" Danny said and sat down on the glass next to Arran.
"Alex and Katie are to scared to say this to you themselves but..."said Annabelle.
"They're going out!"Katie finshed in a bored voice, staring at Lewis.
"yeah we are"Alex said, picking up Katie just behind him holding hands with Danny.
"Well at least I found out one way"Danny said giving Katie a spoon he found covered in moss.
"What?"Annabelle said, walking out the window and sitting down on the grass outside. The door rang (and vibrated) and Amelia went to open it and when she did a really tall guy was standing at the door.
"Hi is Katie and Danny there?"The man said looking down at Amelia - it was Katie!
Amelia noticed he (she?) had a gun and pointed it at the car next door. BANG! she missed......and hit Arran.
"Uh...No you didn't"Arran said
"I didn't huh I must of thought of some other car then"Katie mumbled
"Lets just go into the living room then" said Arran with a bullet hole in his head.
"Ok" Annabelle said.
Danny and Amelia walked into the room and saw Katie and Alex standing around looking at the ground and Arran weeing on the floor.
"Katie this is Arran and thats Amelia"Danny said,making Katie and Annabelle jump .
"Hi Lewis"Katie said
"Hey Katie....Alex says hi".
"Hi"Alex said over the webcam.
Katie glanced at him then hit herself "Hi"she yelled in pain.
"This is akward"Danny whispered into Katie's' ear
"I know"Arran replied. "wat?!" Exclaimed Danny "You weren't supposed to hear that!"
"Lewis and Katie you're both single?"Arran asked
Katie and Lewis looked at each other and giggled "no" they replied.
"what's so funny?"Amelia and Annabelle and a talking pie asked.
"nothing - noone laughed...."everyone else said in unison.
There was a knock on the window and Amelia rushed for the door.
Amelia walked through.
"How was your lunch with Annabelle then?" Amelia asked Annabelle.
Arran was hard at work on the new mcfly single when the last person she was hoping to see was the pie. He would just ignore her because they have hated each other she was hoping to see was walking through the door this is De ja vu if your wondering.
"yeah i saw that" Lewis said.
"do it over" Amelia said.
"what?"Amelia started getting furious. She started having an argument with herself.
"if this is gonna be one of your arguements again then go into that closet and argue" Amelia interupted.
as soon as they shut the door Amelia started off talking
"anyway like I said do it over it's not good enough"she yelled at her
"your not good enough" Amelia said.
"what's that supposed to mean?" Amelia asked.
"it's supposed to mean that...that..." but she didnt get to finnish the sentence coz Annabelle came in with a shot gun and ate her.
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone yelled and fell through a giant food blender.
*************THE END****************
A story by me and my friend...
Annabelle = me
Amelia and Katie = my best friends
Everyone else= randomers
Please don't copy.
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Okay... i'm confused... o_0
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lol the number of the devil, unlucky
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Fortunately it should take some time before we reach 666,666 posts 
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I'm afraid I'm not a genius here thenacarr1 wrote:If you can read this without getting confused, or not being able to laugh, then you are truly a genius!!
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I'd rather say that only a sick mind can go through this without getting confused, but well, sanity is relative 
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That isn't fortunate.Hunchman801 wrote:Fortunately it should take some time before we reach 666,666 posts
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Yeah, something like that.
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Kelvin, please don't say that's another picture of you.

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Xenon09 wrote:I'm afraid I'm not a genius here thenacarr1 wrote:If you can read this without getting confused, or not being able to laugh, then you are truly a genius!!
Neither am I...even before reading this
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i didnt laugh at all
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I bet 666 only registered to say that one thing. Fucking prick.
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'knoes
i bet he gets payed to spam forums
back on topic, i didnt read that long passage nor do i wanna read it
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Yet another 666
This is getting common ^^
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Maybe I should leave again--I think it's my fault.






