Poll of the Day

[Shawn]

My favrote has to be where the victim is stretched until all the bones have come out of their sockets...

You have a favorite? O.o

[Xenon]

I've been reading about a crazy one recently.

The victim is stuffed into a barrel, and then swords are jabbed through it until the victim is dead xD

[Shawn]

Yeah, Xenon, that's very " xD " indeed.

[Xenon]

Maybe not for the victim, but for the innocent bystander it's a hilarious form of torture.

[Shawn]

Watching someone get tortured is only fun when you're pissed off at the person. Even then, you have pity.

[Acarr]

Here's another one: The victim is tied upside-down to a water-mill until drowning in a mess of blooood...

[Xenon]

@ Dark: I don't find torturing someone funny, but the method of torture is funny indeed
@ acarr: I think I remember something like that The victim wasn't hung upside down, but chained to a wall, then water started rising slowly.

[Limely]

I wouldn´t find torture funny even if I was just an innocent bystander, nor if it was someone I hated being tortured. It´s just disgusting.

[Shawn]

I'm surprised no one has noticed that I didn't add a "shot to the head" option. But that's mostly from suicide, so I can understand no one mentioning it.

[Acarr]

Torturing is only funny if it's happening to a no0b or on a horror movie...

Edit:

I'm surprised no one has noticed that I didn't add a "shot to the head" option. But that's mostly from suicide, so I can understand no one mentioning it.

Alot of people (and animals) survive from getting shot in the head...0_o

[Xenon]

Are you going to change the options to some of the methods I have listed? That would make things so much more interesting.

[Shawn]

No. The poll will stay the same.

But, in the future, I'll make a poll for witch way you would you rather be tortured. You should give me a list to help me out.

[Xenon]

Here are some examples from the top of my head.

Victim is put on a spinning wheel and whipped violently
Victim has a cage full of starving rats placed on his cheast, under side is removed
Victim is repeatedly dropped into huge spikes
Victim is hung upside down for days or until head explodes
Victim is put in a cradle of sharp spikes and rocked violently
Victim's fingernails are ripped off and fingers get repeatedly hammered
Victim gets slowly crushed by a 10 ton weight

Just some examples. You'll find the British are very creative when it comes to torturing people.

You could personalize it also.

[Acarr]

The victim wasn't hung upside down, but chained to a wall, then water started rising slowly.

Yes, but I meant being tied to the water-mill upside-down

[Shawn]

OK, but the torture poll might not be appearing for another few polls.

[Xenon]

Do you mean the waterwheel? And then thrusted in and out of the water by the wheel?

[Acarr]

Dunno, it must be different in England

[Xenon]

I don't really know how it would work, but surely being hung upside down (so that the victim's head would bash the blades) would be agonizingly painful.

[Shawn]

That smiley isn't even funny anymore.

[Acarr]

I got one! Getting your nose hairs being plucked out one-by-one...

Edit: Or doing work without getting pay!