Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex

[Shawn]

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/10/ ... 0899.shtml

I've never heard of a "vacuum" fetish before. O_o

[Xenon]

This is one of the strangest incidents ever. But what did he actually do?

[Shawn]

Maybe he put the vacuum on his dick and let the vacuum....uh....suck it.......

[Cairnie]

That reminds me of the kind of junk you'd see on Grouphug, only on there it would involve actual Halo [the game] discs.

[Serza5]

What people do these days .

[foultzboyz]

Maybe he was feeling lonely inside.

[Serza5]

But did he have to go THAT far? Seriously, this reminds me of all the "interesting" stuff we talk about in chemistry.

[Holy Crap]

I heard about a guy who got his penis stuck in a wooden table at a public park......

[Xenon]

Why not prone his penis then?

[Shawn]

I heard about a guy who got his penis stuck in a wooden table at a public park......

I bet that didn't hurt as much as a kidney stone.

[foultzboyz]

I've seen two guys do a piano performance by dropping their pants and using their stuff to play. They are pretty good though--way better than I could ever do with my hands.

[Shawn]

That must've been really cold.

[Limely]

I wouldn´t have touched that piano afterwards. D:

[Hunchman801]

Police say a Michigan man has been arrested after "receiving sexual favors from a vacuum" at a car wash.

This is the kind of sentence that makes your day

[Holy Crap]

I've seen two guys do a piano performance by dropping their pants and using their stuff to play. They are pretty good though--way better than I could ever do with my hands.

I've seen an ad which features two guys doing that.

[Cairnie]

That reminds me of a guy in Australia that can paint with his junk, and he does it real good. Look up Pricasso on Youtube and see for yourself.

[Serza5]

Wh...at? How do they do that? (I can't access youtube from this computer)

[El Dango]

That reminds me of a guy in Australia that can paint with his junk, and he does it real good. Look up Pricasso on Youtube and see for yourself.

No thanks.

[Shawn]

I bet they put something over their pee hole. Getting paint in there would sting.

[Serza5]

I don't like the way this conversation is going. D: