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I have an awesome idea for a movie plot! :fou:

Swoac.

In the future, many years from now. The world is being invaded by mysterious, dragon-like beings from space. People are doing their best to defend the planet. Special agents have been sended to Antarctica to disarm a bomb, placed by the beasts. The armies have succeeded killing the leader of the beasts, but they won't stop their invasion. People are being evacuated from Earth. The first of those people is a guy named Gonzo Galliot (cool name, eh?). Sadly, the agents fail their mission, and Earth gets blown up. The space capsules get shattered, and people inside them freezes. The only one who directly survives the explosion is Gonzo, who is now alone.

7 years later...

The mysterious beings have now created a fake world named Swoac. Swoac is a copy of today's Earth, but where the beasts live. They have disguised themselfes as all kinds of creatures from Earth, but they don't know how to do. Example: They use toothbrushes to scratch their asses, and they think chairs are supposed to be eaten. But they do know how to use guns and other weapons, due to the war 7 years ago. But what they don't know is, that Gonzo has screwed up the entrance to Swoac, by building his own space station around it. Now, Gonzo is on a mission to destroy Swoac and kill the beasts, which (technically) make human beings the winners of the war. He is hired in a company, leaded by the evil Dr. 4, as a cover for his mission. But one day, the doctor gets suspicious about his fake name, "Johnny Labagabovinso", and Gonzo gets a chance to put an end to the doctor. He surprises 4, by shooting out of his fingers, but the doc manages to grab the bullet between his fingers and throw it back with incredible power. Gonzo dodges the bullet, but Dr. 4 runs after him. He jumps out of Swoac, and manages to destroy the main portal generator. Gonzo has earlier stolen the only handheld generator ever made, and can now use it as he want to.


To movie mainly takes place in Swoac, where Gonzo is hated by everyone.
Also, Gonzo should be played by Jim Carrey.
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Nintendo DSi.

WHAT THE **** IS IT?
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Game Boy Camera II, by the looks of it. I can only hope that both the new Warioware and Mario & Luigi can still be played on the old DS. x:
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Well, if SD cards would be used for level creators for FUN games, I would buy it.
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El Dango wrote:I have an awesome idea for a movie plot! :fou:

Swoac.

In the future, many years from now. The world is being invaded by mysterious, dragon-like beings from space. People are doing their best to defend the planet. Special agents have been sended to Antarctica to disarm a bomb, placed by the beasts. The armies have succeeded killing the leader of the beasts, but they won't stop their invasion. People are being evacuated from Earth. The first of those people is a guy named Gonzo Galliot (cool name, eh?). Sadly, the agents fail their mission, and Earth gets blown up. The space capsules get shattered, and people inside them freezes. The only one who directly survives the explosion is Gonzo, who is now alone.

7 years later...

The mysterious beings have now created a fake world named Swoac. Swoac is a copy of today's Earth, but where the beasts live. They have disguised themselfes as all kinds of creatures from Earth, but they don't know how to do. Example: They use toothbrushes to scratch their asses, and they think chairs are supposed to be eaten. But they do know how to use guns and other weapons, due to the war 7 years ago. But what they don't know is, that Gonzo has screwed up the entrance to Swoac, by building his own space station around it. Now, Gonzo is on a mission to destroy Swoac and kill the beasts, which (technically) make human beings the winners of the war. He is hired in a company, leaded by the evil Dr. 4, as a cover for his mission. But one day, the doctor gets suspicious about his fake name, "Johnny Labagabovinso", and Gonzo gets a chance to put an end to the doctor. He surprises 4, by shooting out of his fingers, but the doc manages to grab the bullet between his fingers and throw it back with incredible power. Gonzo dodges the bullet, but Dr. 4 runs after him. He jumps out of Swoac, and manages to destroy the main portal generator. Gonzo has earlier stolen the only handheld generator ever made, and can now use it as he want to.


To movie mainly takes place in Swoac, where Gonzo is hated by everyone.
Also, Gonzo should be played by Jim Carrey.
This idea is shit. And I'm really not saying this just to be mean. This idea stinks. :|
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I hope he wasn't being serious. :|
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Knowing El Dango, he was probably kidding.
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He is kidding most of the time :P Well, we'll see if he's serious or not soon...
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I got Rayman Revolution today :D
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Mr. Dark wrote:Knowing El Dango, he was probably kidding.
Eh... Sure! :D
Now let's talk about something that has nothing to do with it. :mefiant:

LET'S TALK ABOUT GODZILLA!! :mryellow: :mryellow:
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Godzilla is awesome :D
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I think they should make a new Godzilla movie. I've seen the newest one, and it's not so good. Godzilla doesn't have all the awesome powers and there weren't any fight scenes. It's just "Boom, boom, oh no it's Godzilla, aaaaaahhh!"
This is the only Godzilla movie i've seen, and when i saw an awesome clip on Youtube about some older Godzilla movie, i felt like i had been cheated.
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I have only watched the classic one :wink:
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It would be great to watch the classic one, even through i wouldn't be able to take it serious. Stop-motion always make me laugh. XD
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Better don't watch it with little kids and your sister. They scream all the time while you're trying to watch the movie...
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That sounds annoying and funny at the same time.
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Serza wants doner kebabs. D:
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acarr1 wants to donate kebabs.
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I don't because they smell like BO. :beurk:
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I have no sense of smell, well, a very bad sense of smell at least.
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