Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex

[Xenon]

Without trying to go into excessive detail, how did the guy keep his penis stiff?

[Shawn]

Maybe they had some porn sitting on a stand right next to the portrait?

[Xenon]

Or maybe he was painting a nude woman
Hey, this conversation is getting funny.

[Cairnie]

He was painting Ron Paul actually, in fact he specialises in politicians. I'd lol lots if he did Tony Blair or Gordon Brown.

[Shawn]

So......he's a fruit?

[Xenon]

Or perhaps he's simply homosexual!

[Shawn]

Or perhaps he's simply homosexual!

Uh, calling someone a fruit is calling them gay. Have you never heard of the term?

[dingodile555]

Wouldn't that be painful?

When I saw this topic I thought you meant the Michellin Man.

[Holy Crap]

This is getting creepier and creepier....

[Hunchman801]

Yeah, I don't wanna know more about it

[Cairnie]

You know what else came from Australia? Some guys that do penis bending and all that jazz. If they ever come round where I am, their shows get sold out.

Seriously what is it with Australia and penis tricks?

[El Dango]

When I saw this topic I thought you meant the Michellin Man.

Yeah, me too! XD

[Xenon]

Now that would be something horrible. XD

[El Dango]

They would probably need a new mascot.

[Cairnie]

There actually is Michellin Man erotica deep in the darkest internets.

[Serza5]

How do you know all this Stacey?

[Acarr]

That's what I was thinking 0_o

[Cairnie]

Word of mouth and livejournal communities.

[El Dango]

Don't you mean because you spend alot of your time seaching 'Michellin porn' on Google?
JK.

[Serza5]

You probably spend YOUR time doing that Dango.