Police Arrest Mich. Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sex

[El Dango]

Not unless there is a Michellin woman.

[Serza5]

OOOOOOOOOOH, you like your porn Dango?

[El Dango]

You know, you don't have to repeat my name.

[Holy Crap]

Seriously what is it with Australia and penis tricks?

It's just that they're so large that we have to do more with them.

[Xenon]

Why do some men argue over the sizes of their penii?

[Shawn]

Cause they fear of having a small penis when it comes to comparison to another man's penis.

But, uh, I never really hear any guy arguing about the size of his penis with another guy, unless it's staged.

[Xenon]

Cause they fear of having a small penis when it comes to comparison to another man's penis.

Yeah, but why? Does something like that really matter?

[spiraldoor]

Same thing with women and breasts (.Y.)

[Xenon]

Breast size doesn't really matter at all to me. Maybe it's just me, but I really ain't too bothered about the size of peoples' body parts.

[spiraldoor]

It matters to women.

[Serza5]

Not all women, i don't care about the size of my breasts.

[Limely]

I don't know anyone who go around "omg she's got bigger breasts than me, I suck," really... : /

[Xenon]

Well, you are lucky then. But I assure you, boys do this sort of thing too.

[Limely]

Lol really? "OMG your penis is tiny you're not a real man. >: ( No one will ever sleep with you!"

[Xenon]

Once they drew the rough size of their penis on each others notepad. It's just ridiculous.

[Serza5]

Why the fuck do they do that? The boys at my school never do that.

[dingodile555]

They're just talking BS to save their reputation as a sextank

[Shawn]

I've never ever had a conversation like that with my guy buddies. I don't remember even seeing their set-up. You see, I don't really have the urge to ask, investigate, or think about the size of other men's penises. Mostly gay guys do that.

[Limely]

Someone (not mentioning any names) once told me he was convinced 12 centimetres was thiiiis long (and then he held his fingers about five centimetres apart). I lol'd.
Anyways, I had a friend who offered to tell us the size of people's penises if we bought him a donut. When we weren't interested, he told us anyway. Unnecessary informationnnn aaauuuugh. D:

[Serza5]

A guy keeps asking me to join his public mastrubating club, I doubt he even does it in public.