The Person-Above-You Game!

[Xenon]

^ hasn't updated his sig yet

[Holy Crap]

^ is right. Does ^ have any ideas? I can't think of anything...

[Xenon]

Maybe ^ could have a Razorbeard one? I'm not so good at thinking up ideas either really

[Holy Crap]

I could annoy ^ by using...that sig.

[Xenon]

^ must realise that the 1000 IS far superior to the 800!

Even the name suggests it!

[Holy Crap]

^ isn't aware that the H1000 is the older version, thus must be senile. (or at least, inferior to the newer H800)

[Xenon]

Wtf? ^ must tell me what the 'newer' version of the 800 is

[Holy Crap]

No, what I mean is, I'm pretty sure the RM instructions say that teh Henchman 1000 is older than the Henchman 800. How 1000 comes before 800 I don't know...

[Xenon]

Well, even if it is older, it's far superior because it's larger, stronger, more powerful and has better reflexes. It also has a shield that protects its private parts - something the H800 does not have!

[Holy Crap]

Well, even if it is older, it's far superior because it's ... stronger, more powerful and has better reflexes.

^ has no proof for any of this. Besides, being larger would make it slower, thus it would lose in a race.

[Xenon]

So an cheetah would lose a race to a domestic cat? And anyway, the 1000 has larger muscles so is more powerful!

[Holy Crap]

So an cheetah would lose a race to a domestic cat?

Ah, but the Cheetah actually has longer legs and is MUCH bigger. H1000 is just bulkier than H800.

And anyway, the 1000 has larger muscles so is more powerful!

Robots don't have muscles.
Besides, if H1000 is so much better, why did I win?

[Xenon]

Simply because I'm not so great at the racing levels. You practiced whereas I did not.

[Holy Crap]

^ is blaming himself

[Xenon]

^ is right. A good workman never blames his tools.

[Holy Crap]

^ should know blaming yourself is bad for self esteem.

[Acarr]

^ uses a hammer to make signatures

[Holy Crap]

^ uses a jackhammer

[Xenon]

The part in ^'s signature about the drinking rather contradicts what he's been saying in TYG

[Holy Crap]

^ is right, but then my sig is a joke.