The wishing and granting game

[Serza5]

Wish denied, you're already nuts

I wish for pain killers.

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but they don't kill pain, they kill people!

I wish for a tissue.

[Serza5]

Wish granted but its been used

I wish for that wish to disapear

[Acarr]

*ka-boom*


I wish for a cup o' tea

[Serza5]

Wish granted but I forgot to put the teabag in

I wish for Hot Chocolate

[Acarr]

lol xD

Wish granted but I drank it.

I wish for no school.

[Serza5]

Wish granted you get a job instead

I wish for no exams

[Acarr]

Wish granted, the teachers do them. xD

I wish for everlasting gobstoppers

[Serza5]

Wish granted but it gives you a headache

I wish for no headaches

[Acarr]

Wish granted, here's a gun.

I wish for art lessons to be fun *sigh*

[Serza5]

Wish granted but theres rubbers and rulers flying around all over the place (lol my art lessons are like that)

I wish I could burn in hell now

[Acarr]

Are they? lol lucky xD My ones are so quiet you can hear a spider play the banjo.

Wish granted, here's some marshmallows to entertian you whilst you're there.

I wish for non-paracetamol paracetamol

[Serza5]

Wish granted but "non"s don't taste very nice

I wish for all foods to be diet

[Acarr]

Wish granted, you're now anerexic.

I wish I didn't accidently burn my tongue.

[Serza5]

Wish granted its stuck on a block of ice

I wish for more winter

[Acarr]

Wish granted, we've still got 3 months left.

I wish my bed didn't have wheels lol

[Serza5]

Wish granted but you can't play mario kart with your bed now.

I wish for a bigger bed.

[Acarr]

Wish granted, but it can't fit though the factory gates...

I wish for non-horrible tasting medicine.

[Serza5]

Wish granted but it does nothing

I wish my life wasn't so screwed up.

[Acarr]

Wish granted, it's ripped up.

I wish for ice cream