You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Acarr]

...when the words "cheese" "waffle" and "banana" arn't funny.

[El Dango]

...when Rayman gets hit by a flying cow.

[Acarr]

...when the TV commits suicide.

[El Dango]

...when you end up destroying the Fairy Council.
...when you accidently kick Ly's ass.
...when Mr. Dark is laughing his ass off, looking at you fight.

[CheatCat]

... the stoneboard, that Polokus sit on, falls down and crush Rayman after he has return the 4 masks.
... the Teensie kings kick away Rayman to the space.
... when André force Rayman to drink plum juice...

[Acarr]

...when Globox eats Rayman and everyone cheers.

[CheatCat]

... the gnome statue kills you.
... Rayman refuse to jump.
... the Manual burns up.

[El Dango]

...you're not allowed to buy Rayman games, cause you suck too much.
...you get -10.000 lifes in Rayman M battle mode.
...Mr. Sax destroys the world.

[Joshua822]

...when Rayman is scared of

[El Dango]

...when takes over the world.

[Acarr]

...Rayman is replaced with

[CheatCat]

... you try to kill an undead monster...
... and it hit you and the Teensie appears and says: "Kill Rayman! Kill Rayman!!!"
... Raymans head become seperated from his body when Murfy drag at Raymans hair.

[El Dango]

...when Rayman gets a tank, and you still lose.

[Acarr]

...Rayman turns around and gives you the finger. And the toe.

[CheatCat]

OH NOES ("noes", what have happend to me? :E)! Not the toe! NOT THE TOE!!! :'( :'( :'(

... Rayman try to kiss Ly... '_'
... When you press "new game" you get GAME OVER instead of "Ubi Soft".

[Serza5]

...the world is invaded by shopping trolleys

[CheatCat]

... André kills Rayman before he have turned into a Hoodlum.
... Globox kills Rayman...
... The plums begins to rotten becuase they don't be used to anything.

[Serza5]

...Globox is the main antagonist

[Acarr]

...Globox opens the doors in the longest shortcut before you.

[Serza5]

... Globox saves the day!