You know you suck at Rayman when...

[El Dango]

...you misspell 'misspell'.

[Serza5]

... you don't know how "new game" is spelt

[Acarr]

...the rocket kills you in one shot.

[Serza5]

...the rocket refuses to let you ride on his back
...you can't beat a Rayman plushie

[Acarr]

...the computer does the game for you.

[El Dango]

...Rayman cries at the first boss.

[Acarr]

...the first boss cries 'cause he's had to go against you for the 600000th time in a row.

[Serza5]

... Mr Dark cries because you haven't beaten him yet

[El Dango]

...the enemies get bored.

[Acarr]

...the disk cries.

[Serza5]

... everyone cries because you are an epic fail

[El Dango]

...you use the word 'cries' all the time, just because i did.

[Serza5]

... El Dango cries because you use "cries" to much

[Acarr]

...you misspell "too"

[Serza5]

... you are me!

[Acarr]

...your cat steals the contoller and finishes the game.

[Serza5]

...the pigs in RRR learn to fly

[CheatCat]

I beat Bong Hills! I beat Bong Hills!!! In the last level it is two big, red monsters with spike hammers! They relly scare me! :E (I lost about 9 lives on that level...)

...you take a red pen and try to draw red lums on the coputerscreen, and then try to take the red lums in order to gain more energy.

...the pigs in RRR learn to fly

The pigs can fly in RRR???

[El Dango]

This topic has more pages than the topic about being good at Rayman, and that's from 2006.

[Serza5]

... you need 10,000 red lums to beat a Robo-pirate