You know you suck at Rayman when...

[El Dango]

...Rayman is affraid of you.

[Joshua822]

You are Razorbeard and you have to save the world from Rayman

[Acarr]

(that would actually be pretty awesome)

....Rayman himself hisses at you.

[El Dango]

...Globox thinks you are stupid.

[Acarr]

...Polokus kicks you off the planet

[El Dango]

...you need two years of training to beat the 'press start' screen.

[Acarr]

..."EPIC FAIL" comes up on the screen several times.

[El Dango]

...you look up the word 'loser' in the dictionary, and finds a picture of yourself. Not so much to do about Rayman though...

[Acarr]

...you are buying Rayman3 in a shop, and then it runs away from you screaming.

[CheatCat]

... you see a thing run away screaming and run away screaming.
... it takes two years to figure out how to install the Rayman game.
... when you have Windows, and the "choose a program to open this file" dialog opens when you click on the .exe file.

[El Dango]

...your top score in R3 is 1 point.

[CheatCat]

Your top score in Rayman 3 is -99999.

[RayStormGirl]

Your Little Bro Plays Better Than You and He Doesn't Know How to Play

[CheatCat]

...you cry and ask your mother if she can play instead of you.

[El Dango]

...you trip over a stick and die.

[CheatCat]

... Rayman refuse to walk.
... Rayman glues his shoes so you don't can move him.
... Rayman be afraid of his own grimace.
... and everybody laugh at the grimace.

[Acarr]

...the TV chases after you with a knife.

...you trip over a stick and die.

LOL!

[El Dango]

...you lose 10.000 lives by starting a new game.

[Acarr]

...you press "Deleate save file" instead of "load game".

[El Dango]

Please remone the A from 'delete'.
...you get knocked down by Begoniax on a motorbike.