You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Serza5]

...you have tea with black lums

[CheatCat]

... you try play cards with a Hoodlum.
... you wounder why Kanarrens is so smart.

[Serza5]

... you don't get any apples shaking the tree

[El Dango]

...you get beaten by the butterflies.

[RayStormGirl]

You get Beat up By Globox..

[CheatCat]

... Carmen drowns Rayman instead of give him air.
... You drown in the water in Rayman 3.
... Rayman be killed when he have the stompers.

[Serza5]

...you get killed by green lums

[El Dango]

...you get killed by air.

[Serza5]

..you get killed by blood

[CheatCat]

...you get killed by something which have been killed.
...Rayman2 - The great escape renames to Rayman2 - The bad escape.
...You get hypnotized by the whirl in paus screen in Rayman2.

[Serza5]

...you can't beat the introduction

[RayStormGirl]

You can't beat yourself

[sfn42]

...that slimy worm in the first part of The Fairy Council beats you.

[Xenon]

...when you take on the role of Murfy himself, unable to reach anywhere further than the first world
...when Razorbeard chooses to give you the final yellow Lum opposed to digesting it

[CheatCat]

...You must have a map to find the next level in The Hall of Doors.
...When Rayman is too weak to open the door to a new world.

[Serza5]

..Rayman hurts his finger when opening the door to a new world

[Acarr]

...you try to look for Clark in the cave of bad dreams.

[El Dango]

...you try to look for Begoniax at the beach.

[Acarr]

...you try to push Reflux off the arena.

[El Dango]

...you destroy Globox's house by accident.