You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Acarr]

...you destory Globox's house on purpose.

[El Dango]

...cause you still think he is the bad guy.

[Acarr]

...you think Globox is the good guy.

[CheatCat]

...the witch changes Rayman to a frog forever.

[Acarr]

...you don't know what's happening.

[RayStormGirl]

You get attacked By turtles after you hit em.

[Acarr]

...the turtles are faster than you.

[CheatCat]

...you try to ride a turtle, becuase they go so fast.
...try to kill a monster with a turtle.
...you think you play Pokémon and scream: "Go Turtle! Kill the monster NOOOW!!!"

[Acarr]

...you believe that the plums bring special powers.

[CheatCat]

...you try to eat a plum.
...you try to eat the plum in the game irl. (Eat the computer screen or something...)
...you try to eat the red spike fruit.

[Acarr]

...you attempt to search for a flyswatter when against Mosquito.
...you think the spikey red fruit are gifts.

[CheatCat]

...the hunter beat up Rayman if he duck.

[Acarr]

...you think the Hunter is a friend.

[CheatCat]

...the Hunter shoots missiles intead of bullets.

[Acarr]

...you try to get Skops back to sleep.

[El Dango]

...you think Globox is the good guy.

...you write stuff like that.

[Acarr]

...you make stupid mistakes.

[RayStormGirl]

...You think Rayman is a Bird and Should Be able to Fly with his arms

[Acarr]

...you forget that Rayman is limbless.

[RayStormGirl]

I mean Hands!