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by Serza5 »
El Dango wrote:...you get lost in the Buccaneer, and ends up in the control room. From here, you perform the greatest ship crash ever since Titanic.
Nice xD
...you think Celine Dion sung the opening to R3
...you think Celine Dion sung the opening to R2
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Razorbeard
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by Razorbeard »
... you think tings are small televisions
... you think lums are small televisions
... you think Jems are televisions
... you think the Teletubbies belong in rayman
... you think Rayman is a Teletubbie
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Acarr
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by Acarr »
...you try to collect 101 tings.
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by Razorbeard »
... you cry when your ting counter re sets to 0 after you collect 100 tings
... you cry when black lums fly away
... you cry when yellow lums dont give you health
... you cry when red lums arent a goal in R2(D2!) Take THAT Star Wars!
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...you lose your foot.
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by Acarr »
...you think bricks are edible.
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... you think black lums are edible
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by Acarr »
...you don't know you suck at Rayman.
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by Razorbeard »
... you cant pass level 1
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by El Dango »
...Murfy gets hired by EA.
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... murphy plays SPORE Creature Creator instead of helping you because he says the creatures are prettier than rayman
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by CheatCat »
...The hoodlum kill Rayman if you draw them togheter in Paint.
...You wounder where Rayman disappear after he has jump into the bush.
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by Razorbeard »
... globox makes a fire dance instead of a rain dance
... Globox pees on you after drinking plum juice
... You die when yu collect a jem
... you cry when your hand separates from your body
... it takes you 12 hours to figure out what to do with the barrel
... you wonder where globox is at the hands level
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by Acarr »
...the keg gets impatient and carries you instead.
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by Razorbeard »
... the pirahnas bite your ass and you restart the whole level
... you cry when you go to the bottom of the waterfall
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by Serza5 »
... you think Eoghan Quigg (I think that's how you spell his name) belongs in the game
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by Serza5 »
... you think RZ is Rayman's home world
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by Razorbeard »
... rayman does this to you:
and then says that you are an idiot for buying this game, then he smashes your disc with a hammer
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by El Dango »
...you say bad things about Ly's weight, which makes her angry at you, and then she won't save your ass.
