Holy Crap's Magical Jackpot Lottery!!!

[Holy Crap]

Oh fine, but don't say I didn't warn you that there wouldn't always be a winner. But I won't be doing the draw with only nine tickets.

[Xenon]

Then allow us to buy, say, a maximum of ten tickets each!

[Holy Crap]

I have. But even when the limit was 5 you only bought three.

[Acarr]

Because the limit was five.

[Xenon]

Well then I could have bought five and had a better chance of winning (although there still wouldn't be 24 tickets in total )
Oh well, I don't really care.

[Holy Crap]

Eh, i did the draw, Josh won.

[Xenon]

I'm buying 10 tickets this time because I fancy my chances.

[Holy Crap]

Naturally, at this rate you will be the only person in it.

[Xenon]

Someone's got to start the fire. When's the next draw?

[Holy Crap]

I dunno...it really depends on how long it takes for people to buy tickets, there's no point doing it if you're the only one who's bought tickets.

[Xenon]

If this lottery thing was made official and the account automatically dispenced a certain amount of Tings to a random user, I'm sure it would be more successful. If only Hunchman had more time

[Holy Crap]

That would be cool, but it hasn't been successful enough so far for anyone to bother trying to work that out.

[Xenon]

That's what would make it successful, I'm sure of it. I reckon we've got lots of gamblers here.

[Acarr]

Did you say gamblers?

[El Dango]

I randomly bought a ticket for 6 tings instead of 5.

[Hunchman801]

I'm on holiday now, I should have time to deal with it. Anyway, it will have to be successful first

[Joshua822]

Just bought 10 tickets.

[Holy Crap]

I just gave 50 of your tings back. You're the only one who actually paid attention when I said I was raising the price, so congratulations, but yeah...
So I'm lowering it back to 5 due to general ignorance.

[Acarr]

Xenon's idea is very good though.

[Suad_199512]

I bought a few tickets