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Acarr wrote:I really like your sig, it's funny :D



Ok, here goes...

"It went suprisingly good" El Dango answered with a suprised look on his face.
"Well have you worked things out then?" asked acarr1.
"Yeah and now me and that person are going out" said Mr Dark.
"Nice" said acarr1
"Hey Xenon09 " said Xenon09
"Hi Limely" said Limely.
Joshua822 and neo (and the person who's typing this) stood there even more confused trying to work out what was going on.
"Limely can we talk to you for a sec?" Xenon09 said and pulled Joshua822 into the kitchen.
"No"Limely replied and walked out the door.
"You have to tell them about me and neo cause we are too scared to" Xenon09 said
"Why are you saying that to me?" asked Joshua822.
"Yeah we will" Joshua822 said giving Xenon09 a hug.
"What?"asked Xenon09 and stood up "That doesnt even make sense. " The room went purple!
"Hey guys I have something to tell you"Limely said and jumped through the window.
"Yeah ok but look what you did to the window!" Joshua822 said and sat down on the glass next to El Dango.
"neo and Xenon09 are to scared to say this to you themselves but..."said acarr1.
"They're going out!"Xenon09 finshed in a bored voice, staring at Mr Dark.
"yeah we are"Joshua822 said, picking up Xenon09 just behind him holding hands with neo.
"Well at least I found out one way" neo said giving Holy Crap a spoon covered in moss.
"What?" acarr1 said, walking out the window and sitting down on the grass outside. The door rang (and vibrated) and Limely went to open it and when she did a really tall guy was standing at the door.
"Hi is Xenon09 and Joshua822 there?"The man said looking down at Limely - it was Xenon09!
Limely noticed he had a gun and pointed it at the car next door. BANG! he missed......and hit El Dango.
"Uh...No you didn't" El Dango said.
"I didn't huh I must of thought of some other car then" Xenon09 mumbled
"Lets just go into the living room then" said El dango with a bullet hole in his head.
"Ok" acarr1 said.
neo and Limely walked into the room and saw Hunchman801 and Joshua822 standing around looking at the ground and El Dango weeing on the floor.
" Xenon09 this is El Dango and thats Limely"neo said,making Xenon09 and acarr1 jump .
"Hi Hunchman801 "rayrayserza5 said
"Hey rayrayserza5....Joshua822 says hi".
"Hi"Joshua822 said over the webcam.
Hunchman801 glanced at him then hit himself "Hi"he yelled in pain.
"This is akward"neo whispered into Hunchman801's ear
"I know" El Dango replied. "wat?!" Exclaimed neo "You weren't supposed to hear that!"
"neo and rayrayserza5 you're both single?"El dango asked
neo and rayrayserza5 looked at each other and giggled "hooray".
"what's so funny?"Limely and acarr1 and a talking pie asked.
"nothing - noone laughed...."everyone else said in unison.
There was a knock on the window and Limely rushed for the door.
Limely walked through.
"How was your lunch with acarr1 then?" Limely asked acarr1

El Dango was hard at work on the new PirateCommunity single when the last person he was hoping to see was the pie. He would just ignore her because they have hated each other he was hoping to see was walking through the door this is De ja vu if your wondering.
"yeah i saw that" neo said.
"do it over" Limely said.
"what?"Limely started getting furious. She started having an argument with herself.
"if this is gonna be one of your arguements again then go into that closet and argue" Limely interupted.
as soon as they shut the door Limely started off talking
"anyway like I said do it over it's not good enough"she yelled at her
"your not good enough" Limely said.
"what's that supposed to mean?" Limely asked.
"it's supposed to mean that...that..." but she didnt get to finnish the sentence coz Holy Crap came in with a shot gun and ate her.
"AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
HHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!" everyone yelled and Hunchman801 fell through a giant food blender.

*************THE END****************



Disclaimer: This is RANDOM and nothing mentioned here about anyone is true....
I can't believe you left me out.
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I remember that :lol: Someone should make another one.
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And I need volunteers to be Morpheus and Trinity so I can finish my Matrix Thing.
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Huh? Since when am I gay with Neo?
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What? At first was me and Serza, then XENON??!?! What is this world coming to. :pfff:
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Xenon wrote:Huh? Since when am I gay with Neo?
Read the very last sentence :wink:

@spiral: meh. That was ages ago. But it's funny :lol:
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Hey, why am I not appearing in the story? :cry: :P
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It was written before you came into existence.
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neo wrote:What? At first was me and Serza, then XENON??!?! What is this world coming to. :pfff:
Tell me about it. :tssk:
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I might do another actually :mrgreen: Heck, I've got 2 weeks freedom!
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Yeah, do it, I had fun by reading the first. :lol:
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Acarr wrote:I might do another actually :mrgreen: Heck, I've got 2 weeks freedom!
It's only 2 weeks? D:
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Hey, it's the most time I've had off since the summer :boon:
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neo wrote:What? At first was me and Serza, then XENON??!?! What is this world coming to. :pfff:
A love pentagon between Shawn, Serza, Neo, Kelvin, and Xenon.
Acarr wrote:I might do another actually :mrgreen: Heck, I've got 2 weeks freedom!
I insist upon being included.
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Acarr wrote:Hey, it's the most time I've had off since the summer :boon:
I though it was 3 weeks :?:
spiraldoor wrote:
neo wrote:What? At first was me and Serza, then XENON??!?! What is this world coming to. :pfff:
A love pentagon between Shawn, Serza, Neo, Kelvin, and Xenon.
Urge to kill Spiral, rising.
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*shuffles fingers and lowers voice* Excellent...
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Wait a min, he said Xenon :?:
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mostwanted82 wrote:Yeah, do it, I had fun by reading the first. :lol:
Me too. It's cool, because i'm bullet proof. 8)
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spiraldoor, yesterday wrote:[mrburnsvoice]Excellent.[/mrburnsvoice]
Acarr, today, wrote:*shuffles fingers and lowers voice* Excellent...
Hey...
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spiraldoor wrote:
spiraldoor, yesterday wrote:[mrburnsvoice]Excellent.[/mrburnsvoice]
Acarr, today, wrote:*shuffles fingers and lowers voice* Excellent...
Hey...
Excellent :hinhinhin:
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