You know you suck at Rayman when...

[Razorbeard]

... you ask for the defeinition of the letter A, so you can make sence out of the name Andre

[Acarr]

...you mis-spell Rayman

[hugocool]

you get -1000 score!

[El Dango]

...you have one of those annoying flag sigs!!!

[CheatCat]

...Rayman drops a plum on his foot.
...Rayman drops his foot on a plum.
...A plum drops his shoe on Rayman.
...Rayman becomes blind because a plum drops down on his head.

[El Dango]

...you can't find the snowboard in TSBTC.

[Acarr]

...you are scared of the giant spoon in R1.

[El Dango]

...you get killed by a Matuvu.

[Acarr]

...you get chased by a tribelle.

[El Dango]

...you are chased by an army of mosquitoes.

[Acarr]

...you try to bite a mosquito.

[El Dango]

...Eig eats you, and spits you out because of the strange taste of 'loser'.

[Acarr]

...you don't swallow Carmen's airbubbles, you swallow the piranhas.

[El Dango]

...you run up a hill, and roll all the way down again.

[Acarr]

...you run down a hill, and roll all the way up again.

[El Dango]

...you jump down a cliff, and roll all the way up again.

[Acarr]

...you jump off the face of the earth, and roll back up again.

[El Dango]

...Razorbeard throws you down a lava pit, and you roll all the way up again and launches into space.

[Acarr]

...you kill Polokus.

[El Dango]

...all the enemies start singing.